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author-chan: hello guys~ finally I decided to merge all my perverted thoughts into my first fanfic.
I promise you, this will be some nasty shit.

Warning: this will be cringy as hell. So just laugh with me at my stupid ideas haha


Let's start:
You are 22 years old and Hisoka dat boi is 27.

While the hunter exam you became acquainted with Hisoka. You already went wet every time you saw him. He is mean to you, but at least you get his attention, right? Lucky you. Both of you wanted to go to Heaven's Arena. That's why you both joined the trip together. It would be too boring to go alone, Hisoka said. This made you the happiest little bitch in the world. Finally, you can spend some alone time with your crush.

In the woods, both of you follow a path. *beep beep beep* Your clock rings, to remind you of your birth control pill. As you fish your pill out of your bag, Hisoka looks irritated: "for what do you even need this for?" he asked. - "Just in case, you know. " - "Are you kidding me? Aren't you too young for this?" he joked around. "DO I LOOK LIKE A VIRGIN TO YOU?" you shouted outraged.
"Not only that, but you look like 12" he laughed. "Very funny" you replied. "Well I can only imagine you going out with boys..." you wanted to tease him.
Immediately, his face expression changed into a fucking serious one. Now the air around you feels oppressive and the atmosphere is filled with cold blood thrusting aura. Well shit, I think you shouldn't have said that. Better you run for your life now.

Hisoka clasps his hands around your neck. He lifts you up until your feet were not touching the ground anymore. He strangles your throat until you can't breathe anymore. You cough and cannot bring proper words out of your mouth. "....hisoka... stop" you whisper. "Watch out what you say my dear".
Somehow, this turned you on. Feeling his strong hands around your throat, with the possibility to die in his hands. He looks at you with piercing eyes set to kill. You stare into his beautiful amber eyes. You get dizzy and start blushing. Almost losing consciousness and getting turned on at the same time, blood drips out of your nose. "Oh (Y/N), so you are into such things~? Aw, your facial expression is precious. "
He releases his hands from your neck and you fall down to the ground. Finally, you get some air to breathe. Suddenly, he grabs your head and presses it towards the area where his lil member should be. Wow. You get excited. Finally, all your dreams come true and you get some dick of Hisoka, you think. Getting really excited, your whole face covers red. Hisoka stops pulling you. He looks at you and laughs. "Oh, I justed wanted to look for your reaction, sweetheart~"
Feeling very embarrassed, you stand up and try to ignore him for the rest of the trip.
"It doesn't seem to me that you have any experience, my darling" You ignore that.

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