Tongue-tied | Soonhoon

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[Jihoon's POV]

"Jihoon!" I flinched at the voice who was calling my name.

Turning my head towards the voice,It was Jun.

Smiling.

Like the typical maniac he is.

I walked towards him,still handful of heavy ice cream.

"What's you smiling at Mr. ching-chong-ring-my-ding-dong?"

"Hey!I may be Chinese!but I'm a cross cultural legend!"

"Yeah and your dick is still small so e " I said as I shrugged my shoulder.

"And what's that suppose to mean?!"

Then I whispered.

"Your"

"Little"

"Junior"

"Is smaller"

"Than"

"Any"

"Average"

"Sized"

"Penises"

"All"

"Across"

"Asia"I ended with a smirk

Then I giggled,because I was only half lying.

Well I only lied about the 'All across Asia' part.

"YAH!MIND TELLING YOU THAT I HAVE THE LONGEST,FATTEST AND BIGGEST LITTLE MEMBER OUT OF ALL OF US!" He said out loud,while he slapping his mouth shut.

The costumers are now giving us either disgusted or horrified looks.

"Look what you've done Jihoon!" He said slapping my shoulders

"You're the one who shouted hyung,not me!"

"You said my dick was small!"

"That's because my mom said lying is a sin!"

"You-"

"Nope!I don't wanna hear it,now help me with these" I said as I handed over the ice cream.

But older refused,and raised his eyebrow.

"Yeah,but you see my arms are weak,and can't carry that much stuf-"

"OH COME ON!WHY CAN'T YOU JUST WORK OUT FOR ONCE!"

"That's because,I'm a lazy ass bitch" Jun snapped his fingers

"And you have a pocket-sized dic-"

"Say that again and I will slit your neck-"

"Try me Jungay"

"But I'm not the only gay one between us Jihoon" He said while giving me another crappy smile he showed me a minute ago.