creepypasta: home alone

"HE LEFT, WERE ALONE"

(jeff) slendy finally left!

(toby) bout' time!?

(hoodie) oh, shut up you two

(toby) I'm gonna go my waffles!

*toby goes into the kitchen*

(masky) !?!oh fudge!?!

*masky runs upstairs*

*toby from the kitchen*

(toby) WHERE THE FUDGE ARE MY WAFFLES!?!?!?!

*masky from upstairs*

(masky) IM SORRY I WAS HUNGRY:(

(toby) you little-

*toby runs upstairs after masky*

*masky screams like a little girl*

(jeff) those two are stupid

(clockwork) about time someone realised
(jeff) oh hush

(clockwork) I have a secret

(jeff) what is it?

(clockwork)...I took toby's last waffle..

*toby peeks his head from over the second floor railing*

(toby) YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?!?

(clockwork) OH FUDGE!?

*clockwork runs and toby ru
ns after her*

*Sally comes down the stairs*

(sally) man, the people in this place are crazy!

(jeff)...were killers....were supposed to be crazy

(sally) not that crazy the other crazy

(Jeff) oh

*a few hours later (it's lunch time)*

*smile dog comes downstairs from his nap*

(jeff) okay everybody in the kitchen

*everyone comes into the kitchen*

(everyone) WHAT DO YOU WANT!?

(jeff) o-o dang I was just sayin' what yall want for lunch

(everyone but toby) PIZZA!?

(toby) WAFFLES!?

*everyone looks at toby*

(toby) what?

(jeff) pizza it is!

(toby) aww man!

*a few minutes later (the pizzas here)*

*pizza man knocks on the door and jeff answers it*

(jeff) okay how mu-

(pizza man) AAAAAAHHHHHH

*pizza man drops pizza and runs*

(jeff) whatever free pizzaa~

*jeff goes to the kitchen and tells for everyone to come eat*

*after eating lunch*

(toby) now what are we gon' do?

(toby) it's kinda boring without slendy here.

(masky) yea..

(hoodie) should we go to the forest?

(sally) no..last time there were cops

(jane) yea there was

(e.j) so we cant go there

(l.j) we could tell jokes and talk to ourselves and go insane!?

(everyone) NO!?

(l.j) aww man!

(nina) we could....go to the park

(jeff) the pizza man ran..of course parents would call the cops

(clockwork) we could break into a bank??

(lulu) no.

(e.j) me, toby and jeff need to go grocery shopping.

(toby) and get MY waffles MY WAFFLES NOT YOURS CLOCKWORK MINE!?!?!?

(clockwork) o-o

(jeff) well let's go..