creepypasta: home alone

shopping time

*at the grocery story*

(jeff) it's a good thing the store is closed right now

(e.j) yea cause I ain't got no money

(toby) and everyone would call the cops.

(jeff) anyways I have separate grocery lists for us!

*jeff gives toby and e.j each a list*

(toby) okay I'll go over here

(e.j) okay I'll go over here

(jeff) okay both of you meet me back here

*with toby*

(toby) okay I have to get dog food for smile

* toby see's a tower of canned dog food*

(toby) mmmm

*toby goes over to the tower of Canned dog food and begins to climb it to get to the can on top*

(toby) al-most t-there

*the tower calapses with toby on it*

(toby) ow

*toby grabs some cans of dog food*

*with e.j*

(e.j) I gotta get mac and cheese...oh for lulu and sally
*e.j see's the mac and cheese on the top of the shelf*

(e.j) oh crap

*e.j goes over to the shelf and starts to climb the shelf to grab the mac and cheese*

(e.j) okay I almost got I

*e.j falls off the shelf*

(e.j) it

*the mac and cheese falls off the shelf onto e.j's head*

(e.j) oww

*with jeff*

(jeff) okay now I need milk.

*jeff gets the milk*

*a few minutes later they meet up at the spot*

(toby).......150 FRICKING CANS OF DOG FOOD FELL ON ME!?

(e.j) A BOX OF MAC AND CHEESE FELL ON MY DING DANG HEAD!?

(jeff) I had no trouble.

*e.j and toby look at each other*