(Warning, swearing and sexual content in later chapters. I do not own South Park or any of the characters)
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As the usual Friday rolled by, the only thing on Cartman's mind was the one person he didn't want to think about, Kyle Broflovski, the Jew he despised with a burning passion. The boy who usually foiled all of his plans, and lately, the boy who couldn't leave his mind. Why couldn't Cartman stop thinking about him? He has no idea. He sat in his seat in class staring at the back of Kyle's head. No one noticed and no one cared if they did. It was usual for Cartman to do weird things. It's always been that way. But for Eric this is the weirdest thing that has ever occured. In the past Eric would play and pretend like he had a thing for the Jew boy but in all reality it was all just for attention. Having a mother that didn't notice you and not having a father to entertain him was hard for him. He was all alone in the world and the only way to get people to notice him was to act out, make scenes. It's always been that way. Even at 16 he still feels the need to be center of attention. Whether it be in the store, at a park, in the house, it didn't matter, all Cartman wanted was someone to notice him. But being noticed wasn't the only thing he wanted, no there was something deeper then just having the attention, Eric wanted to be loved. So he got what he wanted all the time, he had food whenever he wanted it, but that isn't enough. That isn't love. Eric just wants someone to hold and love him. Something warm, that he knows won't leave and never see him again, or something that only buys things to shut him up.
As Eric sat there in class losing track of time in the curls peaking out of the back of Kyles hat. Kenny was starting to see this and was getting curious.
"Hey, Cartman." Kenny muffled his words through his parka as he poked Eric's arm. Eric didn't feel the gesture, nor did he hear his friends words. "Hey fat-ass!" This time Kenny punched Cartman's arm and he looked away quickly.
"What do you want poor boy?!" Kenny frowned under the hood and shifted in his seat. This was kind of unusual to Kenny.
"Just wanted to know why your staring at the back of my friends head is all fuck-nut. Don't bite my head off." Kenny looks up to the front of the room to check the time. Cartman rolled his eyes.
"I was day dreaming. And I certainly wasn't staring at Kyles head, why the hell would I do that?" he scoffs. Kenny shrugs not even bothering to make a remark for that. Just as Cartman is about to say something else the bell rings and everyone files out of the room quickly to leave the school for the day. Because it was Friday, everyone was ready to get home and get ready to party over the weekend. Cartman and his friends on the other hand would probably do something the average kid would do, go to a movie and sleep over at each others houses, go on a road trip out of town, or just go camping in the wilderness like they used to as kids. Partying wasn't an option, reason being that the rich kids and the popular kids weren't actually close friends with the four boys. They never invited them. Not only that but Kenny, Kyle, Stan and Eric didn't particularly like the popular kids. They were snobby and seemed to think partying was the only thing they knew how to do. That just wasn't life to the four teens.
Cartman exited the class room and walked to his locker looking bored as ever, he put in his combination, unlocking the small door and opened it to pull out a binder and a text book. He plopped them into his book bag and closed the door. As he took a quick look around he saw that everyone seemed to vanish pretty fast. Shrugging Eric left the locker and walked out the front entrance and walked down to the side walk where his friends stood chatting. Eric crept up behind Kyle and without any second thought, poked his in the sides with and evil grin. Kyle produced a high pitched squeak and whirled around hoping to see a girl but was surprised to see Cartman standing there grinning like a mad man.
"What the hell was that for dude?" Kyle scrunched his brows up and almost looked disgusted at what just happened. Eric shrugged. Kyle kept a narrowed eye on him for a few seconds before slowly turning back to his friends. Cartman didn't exactly appreciate that Kyle turned away so he sneakily grabbed at Kyles ass which got him a swift kick in the balls. As Cartman crumpled to the floor Kyle was standing over him looking red and angrier than ever.
"What the hell is wrong with you Cartman?! You don't just grab people's asses!!" Eric could only chuckle. It aways gave him great pleasure to see the Jew so angry. Kyle noticed the chuckle and kicked Eric in the shoulder for it. "I'm sick and tired of you thinking you can get away these things! Some people don't appreciate being touched and getting grabbed out of no where!" With a huff and a groan Kyle stormed down the side walk toward his home. After a few minutes Cartman felt his balls stop throbbing from the pain and he stood back up. Stan and Kenny stood there giving Eric the look that said everything. Cartman being as oblivious as he is just looked at them confused.
"What?" He brushed himself off. Kenny pulled his hood down and ruffled his blonde hair that was wild and unkept.
"Dude seriously what has gotten into you?" Kenny asks as he folds his arms almost looking concerned. Stan does the same.
"Yeah man you've been doing this for a week and a half. What's with you?" They both gave him a concerned frown. Eric sighed and rolled his eyes. He honeslty had no idea what they were talking about.
"And what exactly have I been doing for a 'week and a half'?" In the last week and a half as Stan has mentioned Cartman has been making inappropriate grabs at various places on Kyles body. Ass grabbing seems to be the most popular thing on Eric's list lately. Whenever Kyle would stop paying any sort of attention on him he would do something to get it back. But because of Eric's lack of intelligence he doesn't understand that his gestires are rude and inappropriate.
"You just seem to like touching Kyle a lot latley.. I don't know, you keep touching his ass and grabbing him in places and its just getting really weird." Eric made a disgusted face. He stepped back and turned feeling his cheeks heat up slightly.
"Nuh-uh, your so lying I would never do that!" Cartman shook his head and started walking home. Before he was gone he turned to Kenny and Stan. "You guys are fags, fuck you!" With that he put up a middle finger and walked on home.
Stan and Kenny both looked at each other before shrugging with sighs. There was just nothing they could do for their naive friend.
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So hi guys! I'm starting a new fanfic and so far I think its coming out good! We have an Eric who's not really sure about his emotions and sure as hell is confused about how he feels toward Kyle. (pretty canon if you ask me) anyway I will try to oost as much as I can. So far I think I want to keep going with this, it looks like it'll be fun. So yeah I don't have much to say other than please read and review! I love feedback and I love to hear what you guys have to say! Please tell me what you think. Thanks!
-Ashezz
