Hiya! It's me, the author! I just wanted to say hi because this is the first chapter of my first story :)
Also, ignore the favoritism with Jay. He's just adorable and perfect and relatable ok? Ok thanks luvs enjoy the stolen quotes
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Jay: Shouldn't you be asleep?
Daniel: Shouldn't you be dead?
Jay: Haha.
Jay: It's funny because we both want what we can't get.
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Jay: Okay, so we've successfully broken into Daniel's house, time for mission 2: raiding the fridge.
Hosuh: What was mission one?
Stephen: Fucking getting here, Hosuh
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Hosuh on a building: I'm gonna jump!
Stephen from below: No!
Stephen: You don't know how to do a backflip yet!
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Daniel: That's an interesting cake, Jay.
Jay: Thanks! It's made of 3 eggs, 1/2 cup of butter, 2 pints of alcohol, 2 cups of flour-
Daniel: Wait, 2 pints of alcohol..?
Jay: Yeah, want a swig?
Daniel: I'll pass..
Jay: Your loss.
Jay: [Starts chugging the bottle]
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Jay: Happy turkey sacrifice day!
Hosuh: One thanksgiving.
Hosuh: I just want one thanksgiving.
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Hosuh: You don't want Jay to die
Hosuh: And I don't want Jay to die
Hosuh: Now all we gotta do is make sure Jay doesn't want Jay to die.
Daniel: Fantastic plan but have you met Jay
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Stephen, banging on Daniel's door: Daniel, open up!
Daniel: Well, Okay. It all started what I was a kid...
Jay: No he meant-
Hosuh: Wait, let him finish.
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Stephen: I don't know what's wrong with me..
Stephen: I have these headaches that just come and go..
Daniel: [Walks in]
Stephen: Oh look, it's back
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Daniel walking into his house with Ann: Hello, people who don't live here.
Stephen: Hey losers.
Hosuh: Hi Dan! Hi Ann!
Daniel as Ann waves beside him: The key is only used for emergencies, you know.
Stephen: We ran out of snacks!
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Jay: I just want someone to take me out...
Jo: Like in a date or with a sniper?
Jay: ...Surprise me.
