Bumps // L P

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Riley Styles

"Come on Riley, you haven't even tried it on!" Tori yells at me.

"Fuck off you ranga, I will not be trying on the cheese stick monstrosity." I throw the yellow dress back at her over the change room door.

"You ruin all my fun, Riley."

I tug down my jumper and leave the change room. Tori and I have been out shopping for dresses for my birthday party.

My nineteenth birthday party.

"I'm fucking starving." I tell Tori. "Let's reconvene at Nando's then continue with the shopping."

"Agreed." Tori says. "I'm about to get stabby."

We rock up to Nando's and order a shit load of chicken and chips. As usual, we split the food on the plate and I douse my half in extra hot sauce.

"So how's your yummy brother and his yummy friends going?" Tori asks.

I shrug. "Yummy as ever apparently."

"Especially Liam." She sings his name.

I laugh. "Oh yeah, I am so madly and deeply in love with him Tori." My voice is sarcastic.

When I first met Liam, I had a huge crush on him. I thought the sun shone out of that boys ass. He was the kind of God-like-pretty-in-the-facial-area-screw-me-now type of guy I had always drooled over. The only reason I never made a move on him was because he always seemed to have a long time, deeply in love girlfriend. After a while I guess I just got over it, I didn't even make a move when him and Sophia broke up. But that doesn't mean Tori ever let me forget it.

"I know you are." She jokes.

We both finally get dresses after that and head back to our flat. I'm pretty knackered and it's only three o'clock so we crack open some beers and roll a spliff and plop down on front of the couch watching The Inbetweeners.

It's like that that my brother, Niall and Louis find us. In a cloud of smoke laughing at the telly while Tori youtubes funny cat videos.

"So this is how the other half live." Harry says as he plops down next to me. Lou and Niall are already joining in on the cat videos.

"Fuck up or light up." I hold put the spliff to him. He rolls his eyes, but takes a hit anyway.

"Exited for your birthday?" He asks, smoke spilling out of his mouth.

I shrug. "Just another birthday, Haz."

"Come on, your turning nineteen, cheer up." He nudges me with his elbow.

I open my mouth but am interrupted by Tori's yelling and Niall and Lou's laughing.

"Lol!" Tori shouts between her giggles. "Holy shit, infinite lols!"

"Show us!" I yell.

Tori passes the laptop over and I crack up laughing at the cat dressed up as a shark on top of a robot vacuum.

"That-" I gasp with laughter, "is so good."

After the cat shark incident the boys leave, and Tori and I pig out on the shit that's left in our fridge. We haven't done the groceries in a week and things are getting dire.

"Tomorrow," Tori mumbles around a mouthful of Pringles, "we need to get our nails done and you need to tame those eyebrows."

I groan, covering the monstrosities in question. "I know. It's like I've got two slugs living across my face."