BIG MAN BLAKE & THE MAFIA

chapter 1

Hey there kids! Let me tell you a story about a very cool guy names Blake. He had big muscles and an even bigger imagination. He was bored so one day he decided to follow the guy from KFC home. The guy saw Blake hiding in the washing machine and got so scared he kinda died. Turns out this guy was a mafia leader. There was someone else in the washing machine who jumped out and told Blake that:

"ohmigod bruh you legit like killed that guy and like he was a mafia leader and we've like been tryin to kill him for ages right but you like just did it bruh you're like now the mafia leader we must bow down to you"

and all the other mafia people who were hiding jumped out of places in the kitchen and licked Blake's toes. 

So that was very cool. And kids do you know what happened next? You don't fuging know? get educated. Basically Blake became a big man mafia boss. he bought a very sexy fur coat made out of pikachus and very cool clout glasses. He also stole a sports car from some noob and drove around in it drinking mountain dew. all the ladies wanted to be with him. but there was only place in his heart for one woman - y/n.

so yeah then kids, y/n got kidnapped by another mafia gang. ono! what will big man blake do? ahaha wait until next chapter for answer