Were Back!?

27.9K 721 523
                                    

31. If you're a slut, you're fucking dead.

32. Sex= Death.

33. Nudity= Death.

34. Showers = Death.

35. If you're babysitting a kid and they start acting weird, get the heck out of there and call the police.

36 . Actually, police always seem to die. Just get the heck out of there.

37 . If your friend gets tackled by the killer and they tell you to 'Go on without me', listen to them.

38 . You're better off on your own.

39 . Try not to blast music throughout the House

40 . The quiet kid is always the last to die. Maybe you should be nice to them.

41 . The innocent virgin is usually evil. Get on their good side, and you just might stay alive.

42. Don't drink or do drugs.

43. Don't split up.

44. When running from the killer it's generally a bad idea to trip and fall in the mud.

42. Don't play any tapes.

43. If you do play any tapes, move ALL of your TVs to a cliff. That way, bitches that crawl out of the TV will fall.

44. Don't go swimming.

45. The killer is always in the house.

46 . Maybe you shouldn't turn on the lights.

Im Looking for her !

47 . Don't look up.

48 . Funny people are not so funny when they're dead.

49 . If you're a guy, keep your little friend in his cage.

50 . 'It's over now' No bitch, it's not over now , it's over when you're dead

How to Survive a Horror Movie ..Where stories live. Discover now