The Boy Who Eats Anything Edible

Donnie Meets Ketchup

Donnie is a guy who eats anything edible.

One day, his friend Artie brung over a bottle of red sauce. It was a weird red sauce and it had pictures of tomatoes on the label. Donnie hated tomatoes!!!! Disgusting!!!! Artie put the bottle in the table and Donnie wanted to eat it.

Artie told him that Donnie would love it. Donnie made spaghettini and put ketchup all over it until it looked like human intestines. "YUMMMM!" Donnie said and took a bite.

You'll probably know what happened next. Guess what? Donnie loved it very much. He ate the rest in one huge gulp. And burped really loudly and scared Artie.

"Yahhh!!"
Artie jumped out the window and he went SQUAISSSHHHY.

Donnie doesn't know why the window makes that sound when people enter and exit through it. Oh no but the kitchen was on the second floor. Very high off the ground.

He wanted to go see if Artie was okay but first he had to make more spaghettinis and ketchup.  He cut up some sausages with a cool knife that said Jellybean Factory on it.
Then he finished and made them look like bloody intestines again and ran outside.

Artie lay on the grass and he didn't look so good. "Yo dude!!!! You okayyyy?" Donnie yells because Artie maybe went deaf.

"I hve food!" Donnie smiles and then oh no he accidentally trips and spills spaghettini and ketchup everywhere!!!

WEEE-WOOO WEEE—WOOOOO!!!!
Donnie is scared!! The police was coming?! They would not take him before he finishes his spaghettini so he began to eat really fast!

NOMNOMNOM!!
"Yahh, Donnnieee boy!!" It's Jon he's standing there with Rondelle.
"Want sum good kush??" Donnie holds up a hand of spaghettini.

"Okay!!" Said rondelle and Jon. So they all begin eating spaghettini and ketchup because ketchup is super cool and yummy!

"Heyyy watchu kids doing?!!" OH MY GOD ITS AMBULANCE MAN THEYRE HERE TO TAKE US AWAY!

"Yahh!!! Your eating the kid!" The man screams!! Donnie holds up his Jellybean Factory knife stained with ketchup. "It's spaghettini!!!"

And then the police come and arrest Donnie Jon and rondelle for eating Artie!!!! Oh no!!