My sister is uncultured lol

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So basically, I have a little sister that I'm trying to get into watching Epithet Erased. From what she's overheard, she's come up with names for things because she forgot what the actual name of it was. Here are the names she's given to things, as well as some other things she's said.

Epithets are called ecosystems/economies.

Giovanni has been given the simple name of Soup.

For some reason she calls Sylvie by the name Sparko and at one point called him Bull Boi.

Indus has been labelled Mr Barrier.

Mera is "the pretty one"

She thought the show was called "Epifedarased" and interpreted it as "Epic Federation"

She can't pronounce epithet. She always says "epifet."

Molly is "girl with the candy hair like Vanellope"

She also can't pronounce amulet so she says "Arsene Ambulent"

When I asked her which was her favorite she said Mera was because she was the prettiest to her and when I asked her to tell me based on personality she told me that she judges characters based on their appearance rather than their personalities.

She thought Giovanni was Molly's biological dad and when I told her he wasn't she asked me if "Sparko" was.

She asked me if the reason Molly's dad was incompetent was because she used her epithet on him. 

She thought Molly was 4.

She still doesn't understand how Sylvie graduated and got a job at only 15. She simultaneously thinks he's 5 and an adult.

She thought Giovanni was 9. I have no idea how. After I told her he was quite a bit older than 9 she asked me why he still lived with his mom and called him sad.

Someone please help we need to culture this child--- 

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