Dispatch: Sir, I see RM cuddling someone.
Boss: Oh, jinjja?
Dispatch: Wait... Is he hugging a.... crab?
Boss: Oh no
Dispatch: Sir, He just invited me to play with the crab, Yeah, He just keeps on saying secrets about His and Jin's relationship.
Boss: Oop, That's Right! Finally Got one news about BTS dating! W-wait.... What?