[Josh👨🏻🦳 and Ethan🐮 logged on.]
Josh👨🏻🦳: ONE NIGHT.
Josh👨🏻🦳: I JUST WANT ONE FUCKING NIGHT.
Josh👨🏻🦳: WITHOUT HEARING SIMON SCREAMING JJ'S FUCKING NAME.
Ethan🐮:Why you listening then?
Josh👨🏻🦳: I HAVE NO FUCKING CHOICE.
Ethan🐮: Put earphones in?
Josh👨🏻🦳: HMM. GOOD IDEA.
Josh👨🏻🦳: JJ STOLE THEM FROM ME.
Ethan🐮: You can borrow mine
Josh👨🏻🦳: Bring them to me then.
Ethan🐮: Come get them yourself you lazy shit.
[Ethan🐮 changed Josh👨🏻🦳's nickname to Daddy Zerk.]
Daddy Zerk: Do you mind?
Ethan🐮: Uh, not really.
*20 minutes later*
[Sex Addict and Horny Fucker logged on.]
Ethan🐮: How was it?
Sex Addict: how was what?
Daddy Zerk: Your fucking sex.
Horny Fucker: Amazing.
Sex Addict: fantastic.
Daddy Zerk: Oh I bet it was.
Horny Fucker: Whats wrong with him?
Ethan🐮: He's mad cause he had to listen to you guys
Sex Addict: just don't listen?
Daddy Zerk: Kinda hard tho.
Ethan🐮: Like my dick.
Daddy Zerk: Lovely.
Ethan🐮: Wanna see?
Daddy Zerk: Hm.
Ethan🐮: You didnt say no.
Daddy Zerk: Sure.
[Ethan🐮 and Daddy Zerk logged off.]
Sex Addict: oh look who's gone to have sex now.
Horny Fucker: They might not have sex, they might just be comparing sizes
Sex Addict: stfu.
Horny Fucker: Don't start.
