Marvel One Shots

Random Crapp

AN: So these is a few stories that I can't make into there own one shots so enjoy.

How to train your dragons X avengers- for a friend of mine.

"Bruce what is so important I had to where a blindfold?" Nat asked. "You'll see Tasha!" He said.

"Nat meet toothless!" Bruce said taking off the blindfold, and she screamed. "Bruce that's a dragon!" She said with fear In her voice. "Yeah I know, I've trained him and have rode him!"

"Yeah right!" She said. "Well come here and I'll show u!" And they went on a dragon ride.

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The Daily Bagal- just a stupid idea I had.

"Who are you and what do you want?" JJJ asked. "I'm Peter Parker sir, I'm here for the photographer Job!" Peter said. "Alright your hired now go get pictures of the Spider Manace!" He said. "Yes sir Mr Jameson!" Peter said before running off to take pictures of the Spoodermam ie himself.

The next morning_____

"What's wrong will JJJ?" Peter asked Gwen who just so happened to be the receptionist. "His assistant forgot his Daily Bagal Pete!" She explained. "Well I have to give him my pictures!" He said heading to the office. "Good luck Parker!"

JJJ's office__________

"What do you want Parker?" JJJ asked ignoring his Secretary. "I got pictures sir!" He says giving JJJ the minila folder. "These are crapp, but it's good crapp!" JJJ said puffing on his stogie. "Thank you boss!" Peter said. "This is 15 pictures $10 each so $120. Keep this up Parker!" JJJ said handing him the money. "Yes Sir!" And Peter ran off.

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How endgame should have ended- I have spoken.

"I am inevitable!" Thanos said. "And I just gave the stones to space Karen over there!" Tony said.

"Bye Grape!" Peter yelled landing next to Tony. " Yup son the evil grape is gone!" Tony said hugging his son

A couple days later_______

"Alright I'll go return the stones and come back!" Cap said smiling at his friends.

1945________

"Hi Peggy can I have this dance?' Steve asked. "Steve I thought you were dead!"

"No I was frozen and woke up in 2012!" He explained. "We need to go find you!" She exclaimed.

"No Peggy you can't, you need to stay here and found Shield with Howard Stark, besides you have a future and I have to go rescue my friend by returning this stone!" Steve explained. "Than go to her Steve!" Peggy said. "You'll always be my first love Peggy!" Steve said before disappearing.

Volmear____________

"Skull I'm here for Natasha!"  Cap called. "Return the soul and you will get Her back Captain Rogers!" Red Skull said. 

"Steve?" Nat asked. "Yeah I'm here Tasha!" Cap called. "Let's go home!" She said kissing Steve on the check.

The present______

"And back!" Bruce said. "Mama Spider!" Peter called falling from the low tree limb he was sitting on. "Romanoff?" Tony asked after spiting out his Coke. "Tasha!" Sam said. "Nat?" Bucky cryed.

"Yeah I'm back everyone!" Nat said. "Yup and we're getting married!" Steve said.

And everything was great and Disney can't ruin it!