Dream: Hey Ink, got anything to drink?
Ink: Yeah, in the fridge
Blue: Hey Dream, grab me a glass of malk
Dream: We don't have any Malk but I can get you some Milk
Ink: That's what he just said
Blue: Yeah grab me some Malk
Dream: Nah, you're wrong. You're saying MALK, like it's a disease
Ink: Hehehe, how do you say it?
Dream: I'm saying it the way everyone oughta say it, Milk. M-I-L-K
Ink: Yeah like 2%
Blue: Yeah, whole Malk
Dream: No no no no no, say milkshake
Blue: Milkshake
Dream: Now say, Milk
Blue: Malk :)
Dream: *facepalm* Are you hearing this??
Ink: Yeah! The man wants a glass of muhlk!
Dream: *internal screeching* Muhlk!?!!?!?!?!?!
Ink: Givem da muhlk, Dream!
Ari: Ink, inside voices please
Ink: Sorry Ari, my white friends
Ari: *walks away*
Blue: *summons his spear* DREAM! POUR ME. A GLASS. OF MALK!
Dream: Why are you yelling at me?!
Ink: Just give him da freaking muhlk!
Dream: YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING!!!!
Blue: WER'E ALL SAYING MALK, DREAM!
Dream: NO YOURE SAYING MALK
Ink: MUUUUUUUHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLKK
Blue: Malk! Malk! Malk!
Ink: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKK
DREAM:*puts gun to head* SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!
Ink and Blue: *point guns at Dream*
Ink: BETTER PUT IT DOWN!
Blue: DONT DO IT, DREAM!
Dream: YOURE GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF?!?? THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!
Ink and Blue: *puts gun to their heads*
Everyone: *yelling*
Dream: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF!!!
Ink: YOURE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!!!
Everyone: *screaming intensity*
Everything: *silent*
Dream: And then we pull the trigger
Blue: No! Let's not.
Dream: Why not??
Blue: It sounds a little....dark
Dream:.....
Blue: Anyways I have something to do. Bye! *puts cat in the oven*
