Zubin Sedghi gets a wedgie (a creepypasta)

wedghi time

dr. sedghi was just leaving for his lunch break. he worked at the brain hospitol as a funk doctor giving people big funky brains.

he was bored of the hospitol's cafeteria so he went to mcdodnald. he got bige frie and an order of the 20 mcnuggies. it seemed like forever before he was finaly served, even though it was olny about 15 minutes. he carried his tray over to a small table by the widnow, sat down and quickly devoured the nuggies, but was still starving. he had not yet eaten his fries, which were still warm. he began to snacc on the golden strings, but they wouldn't satisfy his tummy. he needed more nuggies.

zumbin went back to the counter and ordered yet another 20 peace mcnugget. this time did not take nearly as long, as the batch of mcnuggles was already fried to crispy perfection. he recieved his smol box of nuggs and wolfed them all down without even stepping away from the counter.

he needed more.

his placed his next order with utmost urgency, and it arrived equally as quickly as he had placed it. and it disappeared twice as quickly. his hunger was still not satiated.

zubin. needs. more.

zubble was fed up. he placed 3 orders for the 50 piece Chicken McNuggets, and promptly shoved all three cartons directly down his throat. "I DEMAND YOUR ESTABLISHMENT SERVE YOUR MCNUGGIES IN A LARGER SIZE" he roared. the mickey D employees were scrambling to fry up and serve this man more of his beloved nuggies to avoid further violence. but it was not enough for the Zube master. completely unappeased, the ravenous doctor screeched for his nuggies.

"i'm terribly sorry, sir, but we have run out of our mcnuggets," one flustered worker admitted, shaking. zubles was dissatisfied with her response. the voracious beast of the hospital leaped onto the restaurant counter and released an inhuman wail.

at this point, the clusterfuck had caught the attention of manager Tiffy, who was now making her way over to dispel the chaos. the manager grabbed dr. zubby by the breeches and he felt his bassnuggies squeezed up into his throat. she carried the defeated creature across the building by his undies and threw him out the door, adding a swift dropkick to top off his ungraceful exit.

the beast still lurks in the forest beside the Kroger plaza, sniffing around in search for his beloved nuggies. don't sleep.