1 - The Basics

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Hi. Hello. Greetings.

I'm Skylark Smith. Well, no, not really - that's a pen name, but call me that anyway because my parents are too protective to allow me to reveal it to the public. Or you can call me Sky. Or Larky. I don't really mind. Call me anything you want, as long as it's not offensive. Oh, look, I'm rambling. I do that a lot, in case you haven't noticed already.

So, if you've opened up this book, I'm assuming you're looking to find out about all the juicy secrets of my life. Because I obviously have so many of them.

[Insert shrug here]

Well, how about we start from the very beginning?

I'm a teen who loves writing, as you can probably already see. I mean, I'm writing books, so presumably I love writing. Actually, I love anything that involves the imagination. Drawing, painting, singing, acting, you name it! I'm an all-round artsy person. I'm also very random, so do bear that in mind as you scroll through this work. Oh, and if you haven't figured it out yet, I'm very, very, very weird. Hopefully you'll accept me for that, because otherwise this is going to be an awkward friendship.

Wow, we really aren't getting far, are we? Perhaps I should create a fact file. A simple, fuss-free fact file that involves no rambling or distractions whatsoever. Yes, let's.

Here I present to you...

FACT FILE:

NAME: SKYLARK SMITH

AGE: TEENAGER (NO, I'M NOT TELLING YOU MY AGE BECAUSE...PARENTS. ENOUGH SAID)

NATIONALITY: PART JAPANESE, PART AUSSIE/NZ

SEXUALITY: LITERALLY DON'T KNOW, PROBABLY NOT STRAIGHT

GENDER:  WHO KNOWS, MAYBE A CHICKEN

FAVOURITE FOOD: OH, MY, WHERE TO BEGIN? BURRITOS, PROBABLY. WAIT, ARE THEY SPELT WITH AN 'E'? BURRITOES...BURRITOS...I'LL HAVE TO CHECK THAT. NO, THEY DON'T HAVE AN 'E.' NEVER MIND!

FAVOURITE COLOUR: FUNNILY ENOUGH, I LOVE ALL THE COLOURS OF THE BRUISES: BLUE, YELLOW AND BLACK. IT'S A TOTAL COINCIDENCE.

Hopefully that's given you a better idea about who I am, with minimal rambling. I mean, where can you go wrong with fact files?

Do stick around for the next instalment if you can. It's bound to get somewhat interesting from here.

Sincerely,

Sky




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