It was finally time, today is your high school graduation. You somehow passed, probably because you copied all your homework from a dumbass named Jimmy neutron the cunt, they're not an intellectual but they're 5,000x smarter than you. You look into the crowd, you see the majority of people flipping you off. The person giving diplomas finally announces your name, "ok Tabitha... Hernandez... you have graduated? How the fuck...?" You proudly grab your diploma, you look back into the crowd and see everyone rolling their eyes and shouting 'boos.' You walk off the stage with confidence as you see your hubby standing there like a night in shinning armor. "Wow I can't believe you graduated Tabitha! We should go out to eat to celebrate!" He says. "Awww, thank you Joey, I don't know what I'd do without you." You say while blushing. You and Joey both walk to the parking lot, finding Joey's blue van in which is named after you, "Tabitha." You both get in the van with the scent of musk and Nutella. Joey backs out of the parking lot and says, "LeT's ChEcK tHiS oUt!" You turn on the radio and it starts blaring 'Shut your ass up fucker!' by Wesley Willis. You and Joey jammed out until you finally arrived at a local Burger King. Joey parked in a handicap spot, "oops, sorry Muchacho, I just like the parking spaces with color in them!" Joey says apologetically. You and Joey both get out of the van and head into Burger King. As you get in, you see a strange, pale man with a fedora reviewing food... he looks strangely familiar... but you should be focusing on papi joe. You ordered the onion rings with barbecue sauce and Joey ordered everything on the menu. It took about two hours for the Burger King employees to make the food, but can you blame them, there is about 300+ things on the menu. As you took the giant trey back to a seat, you notice that the same man with a fedora was still sitting there. Seems suspicious. You give Joey his 500,000 calorie meal and gobbles it up in less than 20 seconds. Joey then says, "muchacho, I'm still hungry, can I go back and get more food por favor." Joey walks back to the ordering station and orders everything off the menu again. While Joey was busy jerking off in front of the Burger King workers, you decide to watch the suspicious man. Out of curiosity, you watch him take another bite out of his double whopper which he was eating for three hours. The strange man notices you watching him and he stares right back at you, his giant eyes stare right into the deep, dark depths of your soul. Joey hobbles back to your table and notices the man staring at you, "r-reviewbrah?" Joey says in an angry voice. The man with the fedora stands up and says, "yes JOEY, it is I, reviewbrah." In a calm yet tense tone to his soft voice. Joey's vein in his giant forehead looks like it's about to pop out. The two men stare at each other in anger. Reviewbrah makes the next move, he grabs you and throws you over his frail, yet strangely strong shoulders and runs out of the Burger King with you struggling to get out of his arms. Joey tries catching up to reviewbrah, but his 700lb body couldn't keep up. Joey screams out, "Tabitha I'm coming to save you!" Joey takes another step and falls down, he passes out from the untreated symptoms of his type two diabetes. Reviewbrah throws you in his ford raptor truck and puts a paper towel over your mouth, you breathe in and pass out. Must've been chloroform. Reviewbrah puts hobby lobby™️ duck-tape over your entire body. The duck tape has a pattern of Bob Duncan slapping his ass. Reviewbrah gets into his vehicle and drives off.
It's been about two hours and Joey finally wakes up, he sees a blur of burger king workers standing around him. His vision finally comes back, "wHaT's GoInG oN!?" Joey yelps. All the Burger King workers walk back to their station and get back to work with no concern for the morbidly obese man. Out of the corner of Joey's eye, he sees a 600lb+ woman walk over to him, he knows exactly who they are. It is Amberlynn Reid.
