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Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas guys hope you are having a great holiday here is a little story I made for the holiday so enjoy!

5 days until Christmas the school was close and all the kids of south park was playing outside. Their parents might have been drunk or high but that didn't stop them from having fun.

As the days gone by and the parents got more and more drunk and high the kids got a bit fed up with it.

Clyde: Dude my parents are so high.

Craig: My parents haven't even bought any presents yet.

Jimmy: I d-d-don't even t-t-think they will buy any I-I-if they are this h-high.

Timmy: TIMMY!

Tweek: Agh! What if they forget about us and just starve us to death!

Stan: Dude chill they won't do that, maybe? Unless they are my dad.

Kyle: Harsh dude.

Kenny: Well I'm not going to get presents anyway becuase of how poor I am so I'm not missing much.

Butter: That's terrible fellas, I don't wanna get a grounding for my Christmas present.

Token: Hey, since our parents are so drunk why don't we have a Christmas party at my place where we give gifts to each other. My parents will be too high to even notice we are having a party.

Everyone: Yeah let's do it!

Cartman: Do we have to invite Kyle thought? I mean his jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas and he will totally ruin the party.

Kyle: F*** you fatass! Even if you came to the party no one is going to give you a present and your not going to give a present to anyone! Your just going there for the free food.

Cartman: Well f*** you Kyle I'll show you at the party!

Token: oook, so 7 PM my place on Christmas day? Bring 1 gift for the person you wanna give it to.

Everyone: Alright!

The days pass and the boys bought presents for there friends at the party, their parents are still high so they spend as much money as possible. They wrapped there present and waited for Christmas day to fall.

~~Christmas Day~~

Christmas came and the boys gathered at Token's house, their parents were still high and did not even care about there children. All the boys bought presents in there hands except for Cartman of course and laid there presents at the tree.

~~Stan's group~~

Kyle: Did you not bring a present?!

Cartman: Why should I spend money on a present to give to someone when I can get a present from someone for free.

Stan: You do realized that no one bought a present for you right.

Cartman: Well... Kenny didn't bring a present!

Kenny: Hey now don't drag me into this, besides I did bring a present, I just had to wrap it in newspapers and paper towels becuase I can't afford wrapping paper.

~~Craig's group~~

Token: Glad you guys got here in one piece.

Craig: Tweek and I just walked here becuase we don't trust our parents driving us here.

Tweek: Their driving is too much pressure!!

Clyde: Dude I can't wait to see who gave me a present!

Jimmy: You b-b-betcha

The boys had dinner and played games as the night got colder they decided to open there presents. Everyone got a present except for Cartman, He than started crying in a corner but nobody carried. Everyone opened there presents filled with joy.

Kyle: Dude I got a present from you, you shouldn't have.

Stan: You don't celebrate Christmas but that doesn't mean you don't deserve a present plus you got me one as well, Thanks!

Butters: How did you get this cute stuffed bunny? It looks like it cost a fortune Kenny.

Kenny: I won it in carnival wasn't very hard just had to hit a bullseye 10 times in a row. Now what I wanna know is how did you get a copy of the new limited edition Book of F***ers especially for someone as innocent as you.

Butters: That's a secret hehe.

Tweek: Merry Christmas Craig, I bought this for you. It's not much but hope you like it.

Craig: Are you kidding me! A whole season of Red Racer, this is the best present anyone has every given me for Christmas! Thanks honey, I hope you like my gift.

Tweek: A new coffee mug with a mini us on it, this is adorable Craig. Thank you Craig I love it.

Craig: That's not my only gift.

Tweek: What is your other gi-*kiss*

Craig: A kiss for my beloved.

Tweek: O-o-oh, t-t-thank you Craig.

Clyde: Sick dude, thanks for the month supplies of taco. I know I shouldn't cry but I really feel like doing it becuase I actually got a gift from someone other than my dad.

Token: Your welcome dude, I'm suprised that you manage to get me these guitar strings, they are so expensive that even sometimes my parents don't buy them for me, how did you get them?

Clyde: I found it in my arctic neither my dad or I play the guitar so I thought I give it to you, it was also bought pretty recently so it's still pretty good.

Jimmy: Wo-wo-wow Tim-Tim t-t-thanks for this book of jokes t-t-this will be g-g-g-g-g-wonderful for my jokes.

Timmy: TIMMY!

Jimmy: We-well your we-we-welcome Tim-Tim.

As the boy happily open there presents they sat near the fire telling stories and ending there night as one of the best Christmas they have every had.

Hope you enjoy the story Merry Christmas to all those who read this and happy holiday.