Hetalia Oneshots

Rochu 🐝

"So now you pick up cup..."
Russia carefully followed China's instructions as he ballenced the small ceramic cup in his hands.
"Then you take small sip, try avoiding leaves."
China took a swift gulp of the tea and watched as Russia shakily rose it to his lips.

"-YIPPIE KAI YAY, BRO DUDES!"
America burst through the screen door and knocked over the small table with Japan in his arms.
The action caused Russia to drop the tea as the pot flew directly onto him, dowsing him in scalding tea.
Russia screamed as the tea stained his sweater and burned his sensitive skin.

"YOU DUM SHIT, IVAN COVERED IN TEA LEAVES."
China ran after America as he took off his sandal, holding it at the ready to beat the American's ass.

Once China got America and his boy toy out of the house, he tended to Russia's burns.

"You okay, aru?" China asked, slowly stripping Russia of his clothes as he started a bath.

"Д-да, much thanks, little yao."

"Mhm."
China (being surprisingly strong) picked up the soft Russian and placed him in the tub.
"Does that feel better, aru?"
Russia nodded his head and leaned back, letting his scarred neck be fully exposed.
China stared at his pale skin, covered in red blotches from the hot tea. He watched as Russia got comfortable and lightly moaned as the water soothed his burns.
China quickly had to look away before he got too excited and excused himself from the room.

"Get it together, Yao! He's in pain, you shouldn't be feeling this!"

China was snapped out of his thoughts when Russia called to him from the bathroom.

"Yao, yao? Can you please be coming in?"

China regained his composure and entered the bathroom only to instantly be flooded by the same thoughts he'd just expelled.
Russia was sitting on the edge of the tub, holding a bottle of lube.

"Yao, I'm not thinking this is right ointment..."

China lunged for the bottle and ended up tackling the pudgy boy and flailing around in the tub for about five minutes.
In the midst of soapy chaos, China accidentally grabbed onto Russia's neck.
The moan that emitted from Russia's lips were nothing but heavenly.
Yao let go and retreated to the other side of the tub, Ivan (trying to catch his breath) kept huffing and whimpering.

"I-Ivan? What was that..?"
Yao asked, cautiously moving towards the panting Russian.
Said Russian scooted back with teary eyes.

"Hey, what's wrong, aru?"
Ivan just frantically shook his head as tears started spilling out of his beautiful violet eyes.

"Ivan, tell me." Yao finally reached him and gently cradled him in his arms, his beautiful crimson robe wrapping around the naked Russian.

"M-my neck..." He mumbled, snuggling into Yao's chest.
"I-it's very sensitive, да?"
His innocent eyes looked up at the soaked Chinaman as Yao felt something poke his thigh.
He looked down to see Ivan's erection rubbing against his robe.
The Russian's gentle moans could be heard from miles away when Yao attached his lips to his neck and ran his slender fingers up and down his waist, feeling the curves he desperately tries to hide.
He squeezed his booty cheeks and slipped a couple fingers in, making Ivan lean his head back and whimper out the Chinaman's name.
Once Ivan got used to the feeling, he started rocking back and forth on his fingers, trying to get more pleasure out of it.
Yao quickly got impatient and removed his fingers, instantly replacing them with his throbbing member. Ivan's eyes shot open as he melted into Yao's touch.
Now, Ivan was a virgin, so of course he was gonna be a minuteman, Yao knew this and instantly realised how much pain Ivan was probably in as he opened his eyes to look at the sweating mess on his dick.
Ivan's eyes spilt tears as his wet hair stuck to his red puffy cheeks, he didn't have very long fingernails, so he wasn't leaving scratch marks on Yao's back. Leaving him clueless as to what he was feeling.
Yao finished up as Ivan came in ribbons in the water, his muscles tensing up on Yao.

Ivan collapsed onto his brunette lover, still panting and coming down from his high.
Yao lifted his chin and gave him a passionate kiss on the lips.

"Я люблю тебя..."

"The fuck you saying, aru."

"I love you, yao, yao..."

Yao smiled at his little panda boy and kissed his big nose.

"I love you too, Ivan."

"YEEHAW Y'ALL, WE'RE BACK!!" America busted through the mfing wall with Japan on his shoulders.

"I WILL GET A FUCKING RESTRAINING ORDER, ARU"

China leapt out of the tub and ran after America, summoning a katana in the process.