Gordon & G-Man's stupidity

A nice outside talk.

Gordon was getting ready to leave out to do some errands before Christmas. As he left out the house, G-Man was standing outside with his Crow, Mr. Crowley. Gordon stared at him and quickly let out his mouth,

"What the fuck are you doing out here, G-Man?" He had asked out loud.

G-Man suddenly walked over and responded, "It's my Crow."

Gordon looked at the Crow that was on G-Man's head and quickly looked him in the eyes before saying, "I hate your eyes."

G-Man looked at Gordon with an offended look, before stating STRAIGHT to Gordon's face, "I hate the way you smell."

Gordon's face scrunched up in hate. He knew he smelled bad but he never admitted that he did since all he wore was his H.E.V suit he gotten. Gordon was never liked when G-Man talked about the way he smelled. He always hated the same ol' suit G-Man wears but he has many others. He quickly yelled in his face, "BITCH—!" He stopped for a couple of seconds before talking again, "I hate your crow, even though I didn't know you had one."

G-Man was once again offended before yelling at Gordon, "First of all, his name is Mr. Crowley." He didn't hesitate to tell Gordon what was right or wrong. Gordon stood there in front of G-Man, before G-Man quickly said, "Who the fuck names their kid GORDON? Why not Morgan?"

Gordon then quickly responded, "Because that's a real person. Who the fuck named you G-Man? The fuck does the fucking G stand for anyway!? G A Y ?"

G-Man growled at Gordon and yelled, "IT STANDS FOR G O D"

Gordon thought quick and said, "NO IT DON'T—!"

G-Man thought just as quick as Gordon, "YES IT DOES—!"

Gordon thought quicker than G-Man though, "IT STANDS FOR GAY—!"

A little something extra.

G-Man: My crow is powerful, just like ME

Gordon: And it's gay like you too.