Coffee (Eren x Historia)

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[Hello, before I start the story  I would like to make a small note just to say that if you dont ship this then that's your choice. Leave hate comments as you wish. But no one is gonna give a half of a fuck and your comment will probably be deleted if I decide to put in the energy. Thankyou, let's get the story started!!]

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Third person, Erens House

Eren woke up to the irritable ringing sound of his phone. He looks over to see who was calling this early in the morning-

Jean Kirstein is calling

"Pft, of course it would be this bastard calling at 6 in the morning"

Eren picked up the phone and answered, "What is it, horse face?" He heard Jean scoff over the phone, "Shutup Jeager, you look like a deformed otter the was hit by a bus then dipped in sulfuric acid. ANYWAY, a friend of a friend talked to my friend and said she wanted to meet you at the café down the street for coffee at 9am today. You have 3 hours. Show up or don't. I could care less." Jean finally ended his long ass sentence giving Eren the chance to speak, "I-" Nevermind, Jean opened his fat horse face mouth again, "Oh, and I heard she's pretty cute."

'beeep'

There was a high-pitched sound and the call ended, Jean's FATASS had hung up.

"Ugh"

Eren shook his head and decided to get his lazy ass out of bed. He hopped in the shower and washed his dirty ass. He then brushed his teeth and all that good shit.
Once Eren was done in the bathroom, he groomed his messy ass hair and dressed his ratchet ass. He looked at his phone for the time.

7:45AM

He still has quite a decent amount of time before it was time to go so he grabbed 3 bottles of water and chugged them all while watching scrolling around on instagram because that's obviously what the morning routine of a completely normal person is, right? RIGHT?

Eren looked up at the clock on his phone-

8:40AM

He wasn't watching the time but he didnt panic because the café was only a couple of blocks down from his house and he could walk there in a span of about 5 to 10 minutes.

Eren grabbed his keys off of the nightstand next to the couch, slipped his phone in his pocket, threw on his coat, and left the house.

As Eren was walking down the sidewalk he saw his bestfriend Armin outside. It wasnt much of a surprise seeing as Armin was the neighbor of the neighbor of his neighbors neighbor. Armin waved from across the street, "Hey Eren! Where are you heading?" Eren waved back, smiling at his bestfriend, "Oh, a friend of Jean's friends wanted to meet me for coffee at 9." Armin nodded and smiled in understanding, "Well you should get going, it's 8:45"
"Yeah, see ya!" The two said their goodbyes and Eren continued on his way.

It was 8:53 when Eren arrived, he was glad to be a few minutes early. He looked around, remembering that he didn't even know who this girl was or what she looked like. He sighed and walked into the café.

A few minutes later, Eren felt a presence behind him. When he turned around, he saw a petite blond girl in a long coat and a knitted scarf, "I'm Historia! It's nice to finally meet you in person, Eren, Jean and Armin told me a lot about you." She smiled sweetly and sat across the table from him. Eren grinned back and spoke, "Well it seems I don't need to introduce myself seeing as you already know my name, it's nice to meet you too, historia."

After a couple minutes of chatting, a waiter approached them, "What would you two like today? Since its December we have the peppermint chocolate latte as a special, would either of you like to try that?" The two thought for a second then looked over to the waiter, nodding. "Okay, I'll be right over with that." The waiter walked off, leaving the two alone once again.

A few minutes passed and the waiter walked over, placing the drinks down, "enjoy" he said with a sweet smile and continued with his job.

-Fast forward in time because the author, yours truly, is a lazy whore-

The waiter approached the table, "are you two done with your drinks?" Historia nodded, "Yes sir, thankyou!" She said as he gladly took care of the dishes.

Historia argued how this whole thing was her idea in the first place and Eren shouldn't think he has to pay just because he's the male but he insisted, so Historia gave in.

Historia and Eren stood outside of the coffee shop, "It was really nice meeting you, Historia" Eren said, smiling. "You too Eren, even though we just met, I really wanna become good friends with you!" They hugged and exchanged numbers and Eren began to walk off, only to be pulled back around. Historia kissed eren on the cheek and ran off laughing. Eren just smiled with a blush and shook his head, turning to walk home.

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Thankyou for reading, I havent written an actual story in awhile so I'm a bit rusty! Sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes! If you guys actually want more chapters then let me know. You can even give me some ideas if you want. See ya later, peasants!

-Alois Trancy, AKA Alois