Haikyuu reacts!

THE PROMISED NEVERLAND

Emma: HOLY WOW YOU GUYS ARE OLDER THAN 12 AND YOUR MALE!!!

Everyone: WHAT

Ray: don't be stupid EMMA I-

Kuroo: a child

Ken: he looks like you lol

Hin: what do you mean older by 12?

Ray: don't do it

Em: So we are from the year 2046

Tsukki: and??

Em: we lived in a orphanage where we were harvested

Norm: Yup

Suga: Huh

Suga: are you guys ok?

Em: Sorta we get harvested to be eaten

Kur: eaten?

Ray: by demons

Everyone:.. *screams*

Dai: so you were killed to be eaten

Gilda: yeah.. oh wow you guys are taller than Don!

Don: shut up

Lev: we are older

Suga: so you five! Where are your parents?

5:...

Ray: our mom tried to sell us like products

Gild: so we escaped from her

Em: Our home was a cage

Ray: I'm a spy

Kur: why

Ray: cuz I'm smart

Kur: really are you sure?

Ray: imagine you can be shipped away any day and you have a tracking device in you. So you make a machine out of parts you get your being a spy to deactivate it but you ended up cutting off your own ear at the end. Imagine pouring oil on yourself to light your self on fire to burn a house down to pay distract the person who shipped your friend away

Em: I actually sliced your ear off

Oik: this child makes me want to faint

Ukai: How old are you guys?

Em: I'm 11 but Ray is 12 and the rest are 6-12 years old

Iwa: at least you guys are safe

*rest of the children come out*

Matsun: oh

Child: Emma you can finally ride a giraffe *points at Lev*

Yaku:*snorts*

Eugene: sir

Hana: yeah

Eugene: your it

Hana: shit

*everyone runs*

Ray: I don't play tag

Hana: ok and *tries to tag him but misses*

Ray: even if I did you can't tag me

Hana: *runs after Oikawa and tags him*

Hana: Ha

Oik: whatever *runs after group of children*

Don: *holds up 2 fingers*

*group parts ways*

Oik: THEY HAVE SIGNALS

AFTER TAG

Kag: you guys know how to play volleyball?

Em: Huh?

Hin: watch a match of ours

Ray: fine

Ukai: warm up please

Tend: ok children let the miracle boy do his work

Em: Ok

Anne: WOW they are fast

Ray: their mobility is awesome

Em: I WANT TO DO THAT

Ray: what do they have that you don't

Em: height

Ray: yeah but they also have practice

Dan: I believe you guys can do it!

Dan: Just try your best and have fun

Ukai: you guys want to play a match? *joking*

Emma: YEAH

Children: YEAH!!!

Matches

Dan: ok since I already explained the rules the high schoolers will go extremely easy on you guys

Emma: THATS UNFAIR

Emma: *looks at Lev*

Ray: ok let's play

Kids get their asses whipped

Don: Next chapters in the book will be more chaotic!

Gilda: BYEEE