Merry Christmas🎅

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Oldguy👴

12:36 pm

Oldguy👴
merry christmas doofus

Whoops
what

Oldguy👴
merry christmas?

Whoops
it's christmas??

Oldguy👴
why would i say that when it wasnt

Whoops
idk

Oldguy👴
anyways
what do you want for christmas¿ 👁️👄👁️

Whoops
you😳
jokes
maybe..
haha

Oldguy👴
same
but
im not joking😳

Whoops
what i rlly want is to find out who you are so i know you arent 80

Oldguy👴
what makes you think im 80

Whoops
youre phone number seems like a number an old man would have

Oldguy👴
im not 80

Whoops
prove it

Oldguy👴
no

Whoops
why?

Oldguy👴
ill send tmrw

Whoops
but
tmrw isnt christmas, it's today

1:02 pm

Whoops
stop dying on me

8:55 pm

Oldguy👴
the name's Chris

A/N

eye, merry christmas everyone, i hope you all had a great year and Christmas, muah😳

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