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Chris-mas

[Squirrelboy added Minho]

Squirrelboy
Hello hello

Minho
Why am I here

Squirrelboy
:3

[Minho changed their name to Minhoe]

Squirrelboy
Why

Minhoe
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Squirrelboy
No-

Innie
Hello stranger!

Minhoe
Hello other stranger!

Squirrelboy
So, Minho, you're here because I want you to celebrate christmas with us

Minhoe
I'll think about that
but why is the gc called "chris-mas"?

Channie
Cuz I'm Chris
OH HEY MINHO

Minhoe
HEY CHAN
Awful pun

Squirrelboy
That's what I said!

Minhoe
*Great pun
Sorry

Squirrelboy
Excuse u

Memelix
HeLLoU MiN

Minhoe
Hello Felix
Oh
Wait

Minhoe
ARE YOU JISUNG'S LIX?

Memelix
... Yes

Squirrelboy
You know eachother?

Memelix
>. >
Yes we do...

Minhoe
I have exactly one (1) braincell

Memelix
Sksksksksk

Woobear
Guys this gc is for planning the party and nothing else
Just do another one if you want to chat

Memelix
Okay-

Woobear
Oh hello "Minho"

Minhoe
*Minhoe

Woobear
No

━━━━━━━★━━━━━━━

[Memelix created a new groupchat]

[Memelix added Squirrelboy, Minhoe, Innie and 3 others]

[Memelix changed the name of the groupchat]

Gay kids

Minhoe
I like the gc name

Innie
But... I'm bi

Squirrelboy
WE STILL ACCEPT YOU HERE

Innie
Wait a Minhonute
I'm gonna add someone

Minhoe
Did you just use my name for a pun-

[Innie added Minniemouse]

Innie
Hey!!!

Minniemouse
Hello and what the hell is this gc

Minhoe
Hello and who are you

Minniemouse
Seungmin
And you are?

Minhoe
MinhoE

Minniemouse
Alrightyyyyy
I guess that's my cue to leave

Minhoe
Oh can I also add someone?

Squirrelboy
Course

[Minhoe added Hyunnie]

Hyunnie
HELLO MY FRIENDS

Squirrelboy
Wait-
Are you Hyunjin?

Hyunnie
Yes and are you my new boyfriend?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Squirrelboy
Ew no

Minhoe
Hyunjin calm  d o w n

Hyunnie
Oh someone's jealous

Minhoe
N o

Hyunnie
L i a r

Woobear
I didn't tell you guys to make a new gc just to put me in and keep on spamming-

Memelix
Bye then

Woobear
WAIT NO

Memelix
Hello then

Innie
Oh @Channie hyung @Minniemouse is the one I wanted to take with me to the party :)

Channie
Oh cool
Even if Jeongin can't make it you're still welcome Seungmin!

Minniemouse
Thanks :)

Squirrelboy
So back to the important questions:

Hyunnie
What questions?

Memelix
Oh you'll see

Squirrelboy
IF I HIT MYSELF AND IT HURTS
AM I WEAK OR STRONG?

Hyunnie
That-
My brain is dead

Minniemouse
What the actual fuck

Innie
Oh a good question indeed

Channie
What the hell

Woobear
Oh god

Memelix
:0

Minhoe
Jisung you really should stop doing drugs

Squirrelboy
I DON'T

Minhoe
WHERE DO YOU GET THE IDEAS THEN

Squirrelboy
FROM MY NON EXISTING BRAINCELLS

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