Naito One Shot Collection

Crazy

Pairing: Tetsuya Naito/FC

"I'm so in love with you"

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Tetsuya Naito winced as the air was once again pierced with shrill screams as the door separating LIJ from the meet and greet crowd opened and closed allowing the next group in. They had been in here over an hour now and Tetsuya's attention was starting to wander. Running his gaze over the group consisting of mostly females he pursed his lips as he considered the available offerings. He wondered if he could sweet talk one of them into sucking his cock under the table. A filthy grin lit up his face at the thought. Now he wanted nothing more than a woman on her knees for him under the folding table as he continued signing autographs. His grin turned into a frown as he eyed the corporate bigwigs hanging in the background. They let him get away with a lot of shit, but he highly doubted they would let him go that far. Now if they weren't here, all bets were off.

Leaning back in his chair, Naito stretched his arms over his head before linking his hands behind his head resting them just below the rim of his LIJ cap. It was a shame, cause there were some very pretty young ladies in the group. Seeing one of the men in the group glaring and putting his arm over his girl's shoulder and pulling her close to him made Naito follow the direction of his glare, chuckling when he saw Sanada giving the bedroom eyes to the girl. And looking entirely unrepentant that he had gotten caught out.

"Need to liven this place up a bit, don't they?" Naito asked his friend with a smirk.

"This shit sucks." Sanada concurred. "All this prime flesh and we can't even play with any of it."

The conversation ended as the first of the group made their way to their tables and the men commenced with signing autographs and posing for pictures. When that group and the next were done, they were granted a twenty-minute break allowing Naito to make his escape, sneering at the New Japan executives who had arranged this greeting session.

He had just made it around a corner to a back hallway and was enjoying a moment's peace when the quiet was broken by a sharp intake of breath. His eyes popped open and he turned his head slowly in the direction of the noise. Naito huffed out breath of aggravation as he saw the woman, attractive though she was, fully decked out in LIJ gear clearly marking her as a fan. From the stuffed Daryl in her arms, the black LIJ cap on her head and the LIJ t-shirt she was sporting, this girl was clearly a huge fan.

"Oh my, Naito-san!" she shrieked earning her a look of reproach from Naito. He wasn't getting paid to be nice right now. This was his break time she was encroaching on. "I cannot not believe I am here, meeting you."

"You are not here meeting me." Naito said sullenly. "You want to meet me, you go pay and then you can slobber all over me."

"I just cannot believe this. "She continued on obliviously. "You are so gorgeous. I am so in love with you. I want to marry you and have your babies and be with you forever."

"Woah, woah, woah," Naito said backing away from her with his hands raised. "I think it's time for you to go. Hot as you are, I have made a promise to myself not to stick my dick in crazy anymore and you are clearly well past that line. You should go see Evil, he loves the crazy bitches." 

 Quickly spinning on his heels, Naito made a quick retreat.