Booty

Cheesey

So once Pineapple was eating a booger.
Then she wanted cheese.
So she got some mozzarella cheese.
It smelled funny.
Her house is at the top of a big hill.
The hill is call Downing Hill.
Then her house when down Downing Hill.
It rolled down it because it has wheels.
Pineapple was scared so she ran into the bathroom.
Her dad was in the bathroom taking a poop.
When she ran inside he was still wiping his booty.
It was gross.
So Pineapple cried.
Then the house crashed.
Her dad went flying and his unwiped booty went right in her face.
She cried.
Then she grew bat wings and flew away.
She is going to France.
To get her face professionally cleaned.
Keep on reading to find out where her journey will take her.
And don't get hit with an unwiped booty.