When Pineapple was flying it was windy.
Also she didn't really know how to fly.
So she crashed a lot.
She lives about 20 miles from Minneapolis.
It will take a long time to get to France.
She was flying for about 45 minutes when she realized she needed to get money to buy food.
She went to an ATM and took out 3,500 dollars.
From her dads account.
Then she realized she was about to pass her mom'shouse.
Her parents are divorced and Pineapple was spending the weekend with her dad and her stepmother.
So she went to a fast food restaurant called PJ Zippers.
She got large fries and a milkshake.
It cost $1.35.
Then she flew to her mom's house.
Her mom cleaned off the poop but she still needed to get it professionally cleaned in France.
So she told her mom the story.
Her mom said that she doesn't care.
She also said to leave because her boyfriend was coming over.
Pineapple slapped her mom in the face and stole her wallet and phone.
Then she left.
She got to Buffalo, New York in about 3 hours.
She rested at a motel.
She heard a knock on her door.
A penguin walked inside.
Pineapple hugged the penguin and then went to sleep.
The penguin went up bed in the freezer.
The next morning....
The penguin was gone. The only thing left was a note by the door.
But what did it say......
YOU ARE READING
Booty
Mystery / ThrillerWhen Pineapple smells cheese, everything goes downhill. Also Pineapple is NOT a pineapple. She is a human girl. I am not releasing her age, race, hair color, or any further details until you are worthy enough.