How he was born

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He was born like a fishy and then he had a tail then he did surgery on it and he had surgery in it for 2 hours then he's 1 and his birthday wish is to have a girlfriend.Moms like what's your wish Buddy Uwu says I wish to have a girlfriend Mom says:Buddy your way to young for a girlfriend.Dad says:Good for you my son UWU:Thanks daddy (in a quiet voice and kinda gave tears)
Uwu says:DADDY WHERES MY GIRLFRIEND IM GONNA KISS HER!! Dad says:Son ok let me get you a phone fir your 1st birthday.
Uwu:Thank you daddy weee Mama wheres my phone
Mom says:Where's the alcohol and Wine
Uwu says:Let me have some alcohol plz
Dad:Yes sure son
*dad brings wine to Uwu*Mom says:Son your grounded I'm done with you mouth Honey let's talk I'm the room ALONE AND NO WINE IR ALCOHOL SON GOT THAT
*Uwu is thinking about to get moms phone and call a girl named Gabby**
*opens the door*
Uncle Vegeta yelled Uwu
Vegeta:Hey sunny wheres your mom and dad
*Uwu shrugging his shoulders*
*Mom and dad yelling and Mom comes out crying*
Uwu:Mom what's wrong?
Mom in a dripping face:W-Where d-doing a-a divorce
Vegeta screaming like crazy:WHAT!!!

*thanks for all the end is a bit sad but just go with the flow anyway text:Hi I'm—- and hi (you don't have to say that if you want)
That's all for now bye my fuzzy fluffy friends*

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