truth or dare (sword art online, fairytail, nisekoi)

Poor klein.

Lol, the title said 'nuff said' this is for you XxOTAKU-GAMERxX, hope you like it!
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-flashback-

Ota: i really love this- , what's my lines again?...

Klein: "i really love this couple" is your line!, you are a hard shipper of those two but you cant say it using lines!

Ota: i say it, but from my heart.

Kirito: ugh... babe, get me that black thingy.

Asuna: (blushes) umm, o-ok... (gets the black thingy that gets used by directors)

Kirito: ok! Lets try this again! Roll the camera's, umm i mean papers? Meh... , 5...4...3...2...and 1, action! (Throws the black thingy at klein)

Klein:! Owww! Thats not how you use those!!

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Ota: i really love this couple.

Stranger: me too...

Everyone: O_O

Kirito: AND CUT!

Everyone: good one! Good one!

Ota: lol, guys! Id like you to meet XxOTAKU-GAMERxX!

Stranger/ XxOTAKU-GAMERxX: yo, hi guys.

Ota: hey! Thank you XxOTAKU-GAMERxX, its a pleasure to have you here!

XxOTAKU-GAMERxX: sankyu!

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Kirito: Cut! CUT, lets do another round later! Break time guys! (Puts arms at asuna's waist)

Asuna:K-kirito-kun...

Kirito: (whispers to asuna) where's my sandwiches?

Asuna: (grabs sandwiches from the bag) here, dont forget to share... (pecks kirito's cheeks)

Kazuto: *munch*

Klein: Raku! You should carry those swords properly!

Raku: im sorry, ITS TO HEAVY!

Klein: Well JUST FREAKING PRA-

Kirito: (shoves a sandwich at klein's mouth with 2 chili on it)

Everybody including XxOTAKU-GAMERxX: O_O

Klein: w-wha-what the....h-heck!! *chocking*

Kirito: sharing is caring!, and you need to chill. Got it? Chill?

Asuna: Idiot! I didnt mean shove it in his mouth!

(Klein still on the ground, chocking)

*ding ding*

Yui: Oh No! Uncle Klein! Ill save you!, (turns into human) (gives klein a CPR)

Klein: NO YUI-

Asuna and kirito: (asuna equipped her sword while kirito is clenching his fist)

Erza: (spawns swords)

Natsu and gray: (made ice magic and huge fire crystals)

Chitoge: (arranges ribbon)

Raku: ... *sweating*

Lucy: (doing an eenie meenie minie mo on keys)

Ota and XxOTAKU-GAMERxX: hm..hm, he's dead.

Klein: umm, guys *sweating all over his body* asuna?

Asuna: (demon eyes, demonic aura)

Kirito( demonic aura, examining his sword)

Klein: g-guys! I didnt mean it i swear! Yui gave me a CPR! WHY ME!!!

Yui: papa! Uncle klein did nothing wrong.

Klein: ('an angel' pose)

Kirito: yes, we know, but that is called harrasing, and he is just chocking, he doesnt need CPR, its not your fault that you are kind sweetie, now please go inside my pocket, cause you dont want to see this.

Yui: ok! Papa! Kick him hard ok!

Klein: wahhh! Yui!?

Yui: sorry uncle klein, cardinal told me that perverts and bad guys needed to be punished, so they will stop doing those things...(turns to fairy mode and returns to kirito's breast pocket)

everyone: (goes closer and closer to klein.)

Klein: n-no! YUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lol, i dont know if you guys like it, XxOTAKU-GAMERxX, tnx for the dare, dare me anything, tell me if this isnt funny, ill make the next dare laughable, im serious..., and yeah, did you guys got kirito's pun? Lol, chill? Ok, chill, you know, chilli? Chill is cold, chili is hot. Haha, and btw, SAO2 EP19 is epic, finally asuna action! Good thing theyre following the LN's, well then....  dare or ask some truths, i accept all one by one! XD BYE GUYS, SEE YOU SOON! ~OTA