Dude Theft Wars: 1 Dude And Three Criminals

War

After The Spy Recorded Jack and Richie's Plan He Ran Quickly To Sam's Office

Spy: "Knock Knock"

Sam: Come in

Spy: SIR JACK AND RICHIE ARE HEADING TO KIRIL'S HOUSE

Sam: WHY?! DO THEY WANT TO KILL HIM TO TAKE HIS WEAPONS AND GEAR????

Spy: No Sir, Kiril is a traitor he is offering Jack And Richie weapons and gear

Sam: I've had enough SHERIF

Sherif: Yes sir

Sam: Send ALL our Men to Kiril's house NOW and take me with them I got a little surprise for Jack and Richie

Sherif: Ok Sir

Meanwhile Jack And Richie

Richie: "Whispers" C'mon hit him with the bat we don't have much time

Jack: "Just kicks the guy into the water which turns out to actually have a Megaladon" RICHIE THAT'S DAMN MEGALADON

Richie: Don't worry now just start the boat

Jack: DON'T WORRY WHAT IF IT EATS US?!?!

Richie: THEN DRIVE!

At Kiril's House

Kiril: Why is the cargo taking so long?

Sergeant: KIRIL GET DOWN AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP

Kiril: Whaaa..

Sergeant: GET DOWN "Shoots kiril's leg"

Kiril: AhhhHHH

Sam comes out of the helicopter

Sam: Kiril our favourite weapons trader or should I say Favourite weapons Traitor

Kiril: WHAT DO YOU WANT???!!!

Sam: Jack and Richie are coming just act normal and see what they want and then we'll ambush them

Kiril: FINE BUT YOU BETTER BRING ME TO THE DUDEHOSPITAL AFTER THIS

15 Minutes later

Jack: We're here!

Richie: Now take the weapons and gear and bring them to kiril

Jack: Ok

Kiril: What are those weapons and gear ya'll got

Richie: This is your cargo dude

Kiril: Oh but where is the guy operating the ship and why did he let you take the cargo?

Richie: Well he was eating a hotdog but it fell in the water so he went after it and then a Megaladon ate him

Kiril: Ouch

Richie: What happened to your leg dude?

Kiril: I Was using a grappling hook but my legs went straight into the bricks

Richie: ooof that Sounds very bad but why is there a bullet in your legs

Kiril: Well I was on a secret mission and I got shot don't mind it

Jack: "Whispers to Richie" Something doesn't feel right since when does kiril go on secret missions

Richie: Yea man doesn't feel normal

Sam: "Gets guns out and tries to shoot Jack and Richie"

Jack: IT'S AN AMBUSH HIDE RICHIEEE

Richie: "Throws Grenade" GET DOOOOWN

Richie: JACK GO GET WEAPONS FROM THE CARGO WE JUST GOT

Jack: ON IT

RPG rocket gets shot, It almost kills Sam,Jack and Richie

Richie: WOOOOOOO LET'S GOO JACK

Jack: Wait a minute, I DIDN'T SHOOT THAT RPG!

Richie: WHAT?!?!?!? THAT COULD ONLY MEAN ONE THING HYENAS

Hyena Gang Leader: KILL THEM ALL!!!

Cops start shooting Hyenas and Jack and Richie

Jack: RICHIEEEEE!!! WE NEED TO ESCAPE NOW THIS HAS BECOME FULL ON WORLD WAR III

Richie: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE COPS ARE KILLING HYENAS AND HYENAS ARE KILLING COPS AND THEY BOTH WANT TO KILL US!!!

Sam: NOOO A.I CODES ARE COLLIDING COPS ARE BEING DOUBLED AND HYENAS ARE GETTING STRONG BUFFS I SHOULDN'T HAVE PROGRAMMED THIS DAMN CITY "Sam gets his phone out types in a cheat code "Heytaxi" and begins spamming it

Richie: IT'S RAINING TAXIS HIDEEE!!!

Taxis begin falling on both cops and hyenas but Jack And Richie are dodging them Sam began spamming another cheat code "DudeKong" But he used it on his Army

Jack: HOLY MOTHER OF SPAGHETTI!!!! GIANT COPSS

Richie: THAT ISN'T THE PROBLEM, THE PROBLEM IS THERE IS AN AIRPLANE COMING IF IT HITS THOSE GIANT MONSTERS IT'S GONNA GO KABOOOM!!

Jack: I GOT AN IDEA ON THE COUNT OF 3 I THROW A FLASH BANG AND YOU THROW A NORMAL GRENADE

Richie: AlRIGHT I GOT IT

Jack: 3

Jack: 2

Jack: 1 THROW!!

Jack And Richie threw the grenades and they blinded everyone it was enough time for them to get back on the boat

Richie: WWOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WAS INSAAANE

Jack: YEAAAAAAH

But Sam was Furious he didn't stop there He used one last cheat code "Moongravity" The entire city of Dude-o-polis Started floating in the sky Even the sky started going up too

Jack: RICHIE! WE'RE FLOATING INTO SPACE

Richie passed out due to low oxygen in space

Jack: OH NO NO NO NO THE MEGALADON IS FLOATING IT'S GONNA EAT US IS THIS HOW MY LIFE ENDS A MEGALADON EATING ME IN SPACE

Suddenly Jack hears a loud explosion he looks behind him to find that the airplane hit the giant cops, the explosion was like a nuke All of Sam's men died and the hyenas died too, Sam was so angry he accidentally turned off all the cheats

Jack: OH NO NO NO WE'RE GOING DOWN!!!! SAM ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?!?!

Sam didn't respond but Dude-o-polis Was going down like a meteor

Jack: RICHIE WAAAKEE UPP WE NEED TO GET OUT BEFORE DUDE-O-POLIS HITS THE GROUND!!!

Unknown: Don't worry I'll lift him

Jack: Who are....NO WAY CHAD

Chad: There's no time we need to get Richie out

Just as they were running Kiril stopped them

Chad: Get up Kiril we need to move fast

Kiril: YOU ARE THE REASON THIS IS ALL HAPPENING

Kiril gets his gun out But........

TO BE CONTINUED