"CHILD! I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU. PLEASE! YOU MUST CALM DOWN." Wiggle man cried, standing at the edge of the crater Child had created.
"WAAAAA! SHE'S DEAD THEY TOOK HER FROM ME!" The child bawled, every sob making the crater grow bigger.
Wiggle man looked behind him. At his husband, Giant man, their children, and New York City, with appeared to be distressed by Child's behavior.
He had to protect them.
Holy light began to emanate from Wiggle man's beautiful, toned body, and he began to dance. His movement was hypnotic, with every prance seeming to create a golden shield. Child sensed Wiggle man for the first time, and was enraged.
How dare this man take the attention from me. I need it more. I'll kill him if I have to.
Child slowly stood up, though he looked as if he were a puppet, unable to stand up straight. His eyes pulse red, and he screamed. This scream was powerful, changing the landscape, making volcanos erupt and for natural disasters to form everywhere, even in places were it shouldn't have been possible.
An invisible beam seemed to race towards Wiggle man, and everything he was trying to protect. The holiness of Wiggle man's movements protected him from the scream, but the scream passed him and hit those behind him.
And then, a nuclear bomb exploded.
