Herobrine X Reader

Part 1

     "Have you heard of Herobrine?" My best friend, Alexis said, taking a bite of her chicken sandwich. (Alexis is the twin sister of Alex that I made up) "Wha-- Yea I have. Why?" I ask, swallowing some of my PBJ. (Sorry if you don't like PBJ) "I heard he's a total badass." Alexis said. "Suuure. If you count immortal lords of destruction badasses." I say, stiffling a small chuckle. "... Do you think he's hot?" Alexis said, looking at the lunchroom table. "What the hell Ally? Where'd that happy thought come from?" I ask, looking up at her. "If Steve's hot, why can't he be?" Alexis said, taking a bite of carrot.

     "Yea, but Steve isn't causing havoc everywhere." I say bluntly. "Yea, I guess..." Alexis said. School was out early today on short notice so I was stuck with walking home. Soon it was night so I put on my pj's and crawled into bed. Minutes passed. Hours. Groaning, I flopped out of bed and crawled to my chest. I opened it and got my diamond armor as well as my diamond sword and pickaxe. It won't be bad to go mining at night, right? I opened the door and walked out. Soon I was at the cave looking for diamonds. After an hour of digging, warding off mobs and trying to stay alive, I found a big chunk of 'em. "Aww, yea...!" I say, cutting though them. 13 freggin diamonds bro. I put them in my bag and started to head out when I saw a light in my peripheral vision. I turned around to be greeted by Steve. I jumped back.

     "Oh, it's just you Steve. Jesus, don't scare me like that." I say, playfully pushing his shoulder and smiling. Me and Steve were friends since kinder. "Im not Steve." He said, his voice deep. It suddenly clicked in my head. Herobrine. I opened my mouth to scream but he covered my mouth, causing only a muffled cry to escape. Tears streamed down my eyes as I panicked. "Im going to let go and you're not gonna scream, ok?" Herobrine said. I nodded and he let go. I immedietly punched him in the face and kicked his feet from under him.

     As I ran toward the exit of the cave, I heard him growl and teleported in front of me. I shrieked and jumped back, getting out my sword that had smite III, unbreaking II, knockback III, and sharpness V. It also had fire aspect IV. I also got out my sheild and got into a fighting stance. No one tangos with me, not even at school. They all know Im a red belt in Taekwando and I take lessons in fencing. Herobrine laughed and took out his own sword. He attacked first and ran at me, bringing his sword down.

     I blocked and struck at him from the side, making a gash in his arm. It didn't seem to faze him as he teleported aways in front of me and brought out a bow. He shot and I deflected it. He shot another and I rammed my sword into it, making it hit him in his left thigh. He pulled it out and shot another. It grazed my right side, making a cut. I hissed and ate some potatoes. While I was distracted, I heard him teleport behind me.

     I turned around and did a roundhouse kick, he fell but got back up. But it was enough time that I got a distance from him and took out my bow that had infinity, unbreaking IV, and peircing II. I fired 5 shots and he dodged 'em. "Heh, is that all yo--" I interrupted him with a surprise attack that sent him falling on his back.

     I got on top of him and pinned him down. "What do you want with me!?!" I hissed. He just laughed and said with a purr, "Fiesty one. the only one to ever defeat me. But there's one thing that you forgot." He suddenly teleported behind me and pinned me down. "Kuso!" (Dammit) I say, struggling. I somehow flipped him over and held him down again. "Why me?" I growled.

     He flipped me over again and hit my nether regions. (Se wut I di dar? Nu? Okey.... I jus... Go an hid in dat coner ovr dar..) I moaned, causing him to freeze. I flushed and looked away. "I was gonna kill you, but you're special. Im gonna keep you." Herobrine said. "Wh--" But before I could finish, I felt something hard hit my head. Black spots started to cloud my vision. But before I could black out, I heard Herobrine say, "Goodnight, princess."