America: Russia! We're out of bleach again!

Russia: I'll go get some from the store!

Russia: *about to grab normal bleach but sees a lemon scented one* hm... I think America will like this new flavor... *grabs it*

Russia: wait... We were gonna have the states over... Eh, what the hell? *walks away and comes back with a shopping cart* *knocks lemon scented bleach into cart* maybe I'll get normal too just in case... *knocks some normal bleach into cart*

South Korea, who was just walking by and heard everything Russia just said: wait wha- I- *confused Korean noises*

North Korea, who was shopping with South: that new lemon flavor does look good... *grabs a bottle of lemon scented bleach and puts into cart*

South: wha- w a i t-

South: North! I didn't know America drank bleach! I could've asked him for some a few days ago when we ran out! Also get another bottle, with the two of us around that bottle is gonna be gone in a day

North: *nods and grabs another bottle* actually, fuck it *grabs a few bottles*

South: does Russia drink bleach?

North: yeah but he likes vodka more, if he drinks bleach he mixed vodka with it, America likes it more than him but either which way, he drinks bleach

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