America: Russia! We're out of bleach again!
Russia: I'll go get some from the store!
Russia: *about to grab normal bleach but sees a lemon scented one* hm... I think America will like this new flavor... *grabs it*
Russia: wait... We were gonna have the states over... Eh, what the hell? *walks away and comes back with a shopping cart* *knocks lemon scented bleach into cart* maybe I'll get normal too just in case... *knocks some normal bleach into cart*
South Korea, who was just walking by and heard everything Russia just said: wait wha- I- *confused Korean noises*
North Korea, who was shopping with South: that new lemon flavor does look good... *grabs a bottle of lemon scented bleach and puts into cart*
South: wha- w a i t-
South: North! I didn't know America drank bleach! I could've asked him for some a few days ago when we ran out! Also get another bottle, with the two of us around that bottle is gonna be gone in a day
North: *nods and grabs another bottle* actually, fuck it *grabs a few bottles*
South: does Russia drink bleach?
North: yeah but he likes vodka more, if he drinks bleach he mixed vodka with it, America likes it more than him but either which way, he drinks bleach