Owen

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He's the funniest guy on total drama island. He makes everyone annoyed and it's hilarious. 😂😂

When he uses the confession booth it always stinks after, and it's hilarious because everyone has to suffer from it hahaha.

Also remember that one time when he was handcuffed to Heather? She had to follow him into the stall LMAOOO.

Favorite quotes from Owen:

"I'm going to die now. I'm going to totally die now."

"Um... hunter knows that his prey will stay there for a moment. Paralizes in fear and respect. The deer cannot catch the hunter!"

"This feels so much longer and flatter than how we got here!"

"Here, take Izzy!"

"Owen's not getting to second base, is he?"..."First base?"..."Didn't think so."..."Is he getting up to bat?" -gets punched-

"Sweet mama in a side car going 90! I'm back at camp!"

"Mmm, malamars!"

"Sounds wicked, man! What's a purple nurple?"

"Take... me... I surr... HENDER."

"My mom says I have a gut like a goat." -stomach growls- "Nope, call 911."

"Hey! I dont remember you guys looking so... crispy."

"Movie snacks!"

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