S10 E01a The Stay At the apartment

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<<EXT SCENE: STANDUP>>

Jerry: You know when you can find an way to see an phone and you call somebody but then the phone rings? Its the phone company. They want more money. I'd like to let it ring for 10 seconds then i'd say "Hello? Operator? I got the money, Hear that?" *JERRY TAPS AN QUARTER ON THE MICROPHONE* "Its an quarter." JERRY SAYS IN AN TRICKSTER WAY. *THE AUDIENCE LAUGHS*


<<SCENE: Jail>>

(JERRY AND HIS 3 FREINDS ARE SITTING IN THE JAIL CELL)

Cop #223:  Seinfeld  you are  bailed from jail now.

Jerry: May I do an last comedy standup?

Cop #223: No.

Jerry: Why?

Cop #223: Last week when you told an joke in the cafeteria Kramer laughed and nearly choked at your joke.

*AUDIENCE LAUGHS FOR AN BIT*

<<SCENE: Airline Flight 22789 American Airlines>>

Kramer: Jerry why did we have to take an public flight?

Jerry: Cause of you Kramer OUR SHOW WAS CANCELED AND OUR PLANE HAD TO EMERGENCY LAND!

*LAUGH TRACK*

Captain (ON THE PA): Good morning everybody this is the captain speaking today is May 14 2003 we are experiencing an temperture of 40 degrees kelvin with some beautiful clouds. Enjoy your flight to New York.

<< Scene: 129 West 81st West Street, Jerry's Apartment 5A>>

*BASS RIFF OF THE THEME IS HEARD ZOOMING IN THE WINDOW OF JERRY'S APARTMENT*

*JERRY ENTERS IN THE APARTMENT FEELING THE OLD MEMORIES FROM 1998.*

*JERRY INHALES THE AIR WHICH WAS FILLED WITH CARBON MONOXIDE SINCE IT WASNT CLEANED SINCE 1998*

Jerry: Disgusting! I got to clean this place with all the dust that the couch collected.

*JERRY OPENS THE FRIDGE FILLED WITH EXPIRED FOOD AND DRINKS*

Jerry: Eww!

*Audience Laughing*

*AN MONTAGE OF JERRY CLEANING IS SEEN AS AN 20 SECOND SCENE*

Jerry: Finally! I cleaned out the Apartment, Time to buy new food.

<<INT. BANK OF NEW YORK 9:32 AM>>

George: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO PAY AN FINE?

Banker: You have to pay $99,283 for an fine and missing 3 years of your apartments rent.

*Audience Laughing*

George: Oh for goodness sake! CAN I JUST PUT IT ON MY TAB

Banker: You said that when you had to pay $400,000 to pay for the damages to NBC'S Plane.

<<COMMERICAL BREAK OVER

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