This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch.Why you took me off the motherfuckin schedule with yo trifling dirty white racist ass bitch.
Oompa Loompa body ass bitch. I'm coming up there and I'm gonna beat the fuck outa you bitch.
and don't even call the police today cause I'm coming up there unexpected on your motherfuckin ass.
That's all I know from that voicemail 😔
rEdDiE sMuT 👅
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Eds: oOooWwwwWW my booty hurts! 👺
Rich: well no shit! My finger is literally in your poop chute
Eds: oh.
Beverly: *walks in* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew itT H E
E N DHEHeheHE
I'm on crack 🎉Me when my short friend ask "How's the weather up there?" :
mOre viNeS:
———————————————————————————*jumps of counter* iM gAy 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
It's Wednesday my dudes aaAaaAaAAhhHhhHH
I have crippling depression
🎶 bring the beat in 🎶 ANYTHING FOR YOU BEYONCÉ
What up I'm Jered I'm 19 and I never fuccin learned how to read.
tHaT wAtH leGiTneTH
Mother trucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.
STAAAWWWP I coulda dropped my croissant! 😡
miss taquesha...miss taquesha!! Omfg she fuckin dead.
Aight that's it for the vines.
Now here's some awesome pics in my camera roll
Thank you for reading this brain cancer.
Okay I gotta go eat some toddlers luv xx 😘 ✌🏻💖🥰😋
ITS A JOKE I DONT EAT TODDLERS!
I ain't tryna get arrested for being dumbAnyway.... it's like 3:06am. I need sleep. I'll update as soon as I can but I probably won't be able to bc I have other stories I'm working on that are....well... more important.
YOU ARE READING
Please don't read this
PuisiUmm... I was bored. I advise you to not read this unless you want brain cancer