Dirty pickup line

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Luke- "Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!"

Ashton- "I may not go down in history, but i'll go down on you ;)"

Michael- "Im a zombie, can I eat you out?"

Calum- "If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg was Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?" ;)

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