We're All Gonna Die! Raine (2)

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Everyone: *watching Spongebob Squarepants*

TV: Are ya ready, kids? 

Crystal and Melanie: Aye aye, captain!

TV: I can't heeaaar yooouuuu. 

Crystal and Melanie: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!!

Raph: *holding his ears* Geez, you gotta be so loud?

TV: Ohhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 

Crystal, Melanie, Raine, Mikey, Kaitlyn, and Victoria: Spongebob Squarepants!

*computer dings*

Everyone: *ignores the TV and stares at the computer*

Vanessa: *whispers* Who's gonna get it?

Crystal and Melanie: *look at each other then dives for the computer* I got it!

Crystal: *opens the computer and looks at the dare* Da compooter has spoken!

Melanie: All hail compooter!

Raph: Just read it!

Crystal and Melanie: *blows a raspberry at him then turn to the computer*

Melanie: Alright. It says,

Hope the lil' one is ready for this. I dare Crystal's little sister to eat a giant bowl of ice cream.
P.S. If she has a sugar rush, be man enough to face it!

~Rosieboxer 

Crystal and Raine: *look at each other*

Raine: *smirks evilly*

Crystal: *quietly puts down the computer and plops face first into the couch*

Leo: Crys? What's wrong?

Crystal: *says something into the couch*

April: What?

Crystal: *raises her head without looking at any of them* I give up on life. *shoves her face back into the cushions*

Victoria: Is she really that bad when she has ice cream?

Crystal: *says something into the couch*

Everyone other than Crystal or Leo: *looks at Leo expectantly*

Leo: *sighs* *walks over to the couch, puts his arms under Crystal's stomach, and lifts her up*

Kaylee: Now, could you repeat that?

Crystal: *dangling in the air in defeat* She's bad when she has any type of sugar.

Raine: Nuh-uh! Remember that one time? Wait, no. Uh, that other time- no. *sighs* Yeah, I'm bad when I eat candy. *looks at Crystal*

Crystal: *sighs* I guess I'm gonna have to get the ice cream for you now, aren't I?

Raine: Yep! *skips to the kitchen*

Crystal: *wiggles a little in the air, grunting*

Don: Are you really gonna go get it?

Crystal: *stops wiggling* No. I wouldn't be able to handle it. That girl isn't allowed to have sugar in our house, and that's saying something! *points to the kitchen* Can one of you do it?

Melanie: Ooh! I will! I'm her favorite, anyway! *runs to the kitchen*

Leo: *sits on the couch and puts Crystal on his lap* Oh, come on, Crys, she can't be that bad when she has sugar.

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 25, 2014 ⏰

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