ShrekxDonkey

𝘒𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙙

ⓇⒺⒸⒶⓅ- He takes him to the Shed forgetting his beauty of a wife Fiona.

"𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗦𝗛𝗥𝗘𝗞!!!"
ⒸⓄⓃⓉⒾⓃⓊⒺⒹ-
" You know we were suppose to have sexy time with someone together!!" Fiona said angrily. " I know...." Shrek said disappointed in himself. " Shrek.... Can I speak to you in private?" Fiona asked. " Sure...." Shrek said concerned.

Ⓟⓡⓘⓥⓐⓣⓔ ⓒⓞⓝⓥⓔⓡⓢⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ-
   "Can you get the pot boiling?" Fiona asked in a demanding tone. "You know we have to eat him before he leaves..." Fiona said. "I know...but don't you think it's 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘢 mean?" Shrek asked in a sentimental tone of voice. "....right?" Shrek added in a whisper." No! Not at all. I promise. " Fiona said to reassure Shrek.

ⒹⓄⓃⓀⒺⓎ'Ⓢ ⓅⓄⓋ-
As Fiona pulls Shrek to the side, I contemplate on whether I should listen or not. I decide not to as it would be rude to eavesdrop in on their private conversation. I wait and wait for what felt like 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴. Finally Shrek comes back out gracefully from behind the rugged, ripped up cloth, not speaking a single word to me as he walks past. Acting like I'm a ghost of his past. I get a glance at his worried and upset face as if he has to 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 someone. I decide to just forget it and go to the dimly lit kitchen in their small, cozy cottage.

    As I scan the room to analyze my surroundings, I notice Fiona filling up a huge cauldron of water about the size of 13 Shreks. That's a pretty big cauldron if it's 13 Shreks, fat ass. Anyway, I look around once again and figure out that Shrek isn't with Fiona. He's probably using the bathroom. Since I don't know Fiona like I do Shrek, I walk at a slow pace out of the kitchen back into the living room.
     15 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳...

    I hear Fiona and Shrek calling my name at the same time as if it were important to them that I join them in the kitchen. I get up from the chair that has a booty spot of where I was sitting for a while now. I walk to the kitchen exhausted and bored out of my mind. I take a gander around and my eyes meet Shrek and Fiona standing over a 𝘣𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 cauldron, the one Fiona was previously filling up. " Come in over Donkey..." Shrek and Fiona demanded in a child-like tone. Me being scared, I hesitate to take another step towards them. I feel as if I have no choice in this situation so I decide to go over to them. Shrek punches me in the face.... knocking me out 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥....

𝑇𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑒𝑑....