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In the 1970s, I was a cleaning lady working for a strict, rich old man by the name of Edward Jonathan Sturdy Buckster and his three obese sons. I would clean there beds, dust, and more, even wash them. But one thing I did was much much worse.
Once I was going to go wash the outhouse because I had gotten a report that it had been... clogged for the last two days. It was a new hi-tech one that flushed instead of just hole in the ground.
It was very hot outside and I began sweating as I walked out with a plunger, into the yard. When I got there I looked deep down in the toilet to some thing that was NOT natural. It was over flowing with black, brown, white and green gunk, horrible shit and absolutely the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. I thought because something of this magnitude was capable of existing, Earth was probably hell. It's smell was intolerable. I wanted to cover my nose but I feared my hands we infected from being within a meter of this shit. It had a green tinge. I sadly saw the problem that had clogged it. There was a dead rabbit head on the surface of this other 'Toilet World'. I knew the rest of the rabbit was underneath the surface. The yellow pus exploding from the left eye was momentarily popping and bubbling, under the sweltering heat of the day.
I knew I had to reach in there and pull it out but it was really hard. I finally built up the courage to reach down there to pull it out. I slowly reached down, I felt the heat on my bear hand getting hotter and hotter. (In hindsight I should have used my gloves that I left in the house(or a hazmat suit)) My eyes started to water. I felt my arm and nose hairs burn inside nostrils. The air was almost burning my hand. Continuously I'd see a fly or two die of the pure stench that was radiating from this paranormal tragedy. I reached down further as all the blood started to rush out of my hands and into my body, I felt about ten years worth of age get taken out of my hand as I touched its ear. I wanted to grab hold of it's ear as to pull it out. But as soon as I touched it the skin tour. It had been decomposing for the last two days. It started bleeding this thick black ooze that some how was more overwhelmingly horrifying than before. The ooze got faster and faster until it was almost squirting out like a water fountain.
I wrapped my hand around this disgusting ear to pull it out. As my hand penetrated the surface small bumps all over this alien-turdation started to slowly move towards my hand. I realised and pulled my hand out immediately but it was too late. One of the bumps got to my hand and latched on, it burned and it half berried itself into my arm and started sucking on my blood, I reflectively swung it around on my hand, it was tightly holding on but flung off hit the wall and fell to the ground, killing it. My arm started lightly bleeding. I looked over at it and it was like a leach but it had grown legs with claws. I thought I just needed to get the rabbit out so I just, grabbed it's head and pulled...
I felt it's bone. The skin had rotten away along with its flesh and fur into this toxic mixture.
I ripped it all out. It splashed all over my apron and arms and legs. It burned so much like some one was tearing all my skin off. But I saw the toilet water return to the hole created from the absents of the rabbit. A huge wave of relief hit me. I flushed the toilet, it got a bit stuck a couple of times but I just used the plunger. The next couple of nights I had nightmares of those bubbling pops from the pus, the black ooze or the running leaches. All from Edward Jonathan Sturdy Buckster obese sons alien, paranormal tragedy.
