Yorkshire Tea|| Larry AU

11. "You're lame."

Niall, Louis and Zayn went home. Harry and Liam cleaned the place, after having snacks and beers or drinks.

Niall is a messy eater. Harry kept pouring the whole time as he cleaned the mess while Liam just laughed at him, teasing him about what happened earlier.

The way Louis asked for his number was so lame. He and Liam laughed their asses off.

•Earlier•

Louis and Harry went to the kitchen. As Niall told them to get more drinks.

Louis cleated his throat making Harry look at him.

"You need something, Louis?" Harry asked, which he received a shake of a head from Louis.

"I was wondering if you would like to know me more?"

"Okay...?" Harry furrowed his brows as he looked at Louis with a weirded expression.

"I-I mean, you don't have to, obviously."

"Elaborate more, Louis." Harry started holding back his giggles, he knows what Louis is up to.

"I want your Oops to my Hi." Louis mentally facepalmed. That was so dumb.

"What? I don't know what you're trying to- wait a minute! A-Are you trying to ask for my number in a flirty way?" Harry started giggling, covering his mouth.

"I did my best, curly." Louis chuckled and took out his phone, handing it to Harry.

They exchanged their phones and typed in their numbers, giving the phones back afterwards.

"Louis?"

"Yes?"

"You're lame." Harry laughed before exiting the kitchen. Louis' stomach felt butterflies. That was the most purest and beautiful laugh he has ever heard.

•Now•

"Liammmmm, go get some fooood. I'm hungreh." Harry groaned, laying on his bed, face first.

"McDonald's?" Liam asked from where he was standing in the front door. He heard Harry yell a, yes please!, then he was out.

Harry sighed and played some music on his phone. Then he received a text message.

Text message from Louis: Hi.

Harry smiles and went to the message app, replying to Louis.

Harry: Hey. What's up?

Louis: Nothing much. Wby? :)

Harry: Waiting for Liam.

Louis: Also, I apologize for the way I acted earlier.

Harry: It's alright! You tried flirting but you failed! Worst flirter I have ever encountered in my life!

Louis: You blushed.
Harry: I did not!
Louis: You did.
Harry: When?!
Louis: When I told you, you got a nice ass.

Harry screamed, his face turning red once more.

Louis: ;)
Harry: Shut up, Lewis.
Louis: I am not saying anything, Harold.

Harry was typing in his reply when his screen showed that Louis was calling. He bit his lip and answered the phone, pressing it against his ear.

"Hello, Louis."

"Hiya, babe. So, you still got that ass?"

"Uhm, it's attached to me."

"I know. Are you alone?"

"Louis, I am not going to do stupid sex stuff with you on the phone!! We just met!"

"Chill out, princess. I just wanted to know you're-"

"Oh god-I am gonna call the police if you'll send me nudes!"

"Harry! Jesus, stop playing, mate! I wanted to know if you're alone because I definitely don't want someone to hear our conversation."

Harry blushed while Louis kept laughing on the other side. Cruel.

"You alright, princess?"

"Yes, daddy."

Harry's eyes widened.

Louis' dick twitched.

"I am so sorry! I didn't mean to say that at all! It just-it came out suddenly! I don't know where it came from! Oh god, I should stop reading all these books-"

"It's fine. Don't apologize. Heat of a moment. I got to go, H. See you soon."

Louis ended the call and Harry started pressing his face to the pillow, attempting to suffocate himself.

And if Louis came at the thought of Harry calling him daddy, no one had to know.

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Just wrote whatever was on my mind. Help, lmao. That was an awkward conversation tho.

All the love! Xoxo