rice fields

 billions of years ago gods gathered and made smaller gods to become ruler  of one universe they will have to fight to the death to become one as them. one god appeared in the rice fields name frank, filthy frank to be exact. the rice fields where at the corner of the universe where no living being has ever touched or seen other than the original gods frank was banished their after he made deals with gods he barley knew to have a better life. he didn't pay them back what they wanted, they wanted cromozones. cromozones would give you power by just giving it away or killing someone. after frank was banished for not paying up his cromozones.

" frank wakes up in the middle of the rice fields" 

frank: what the hell happened. where there the hell am i.

(screams from afar)

???: uhhhmyerehhhuhhheuuuhhhh

frank: what the fu...

???: hey what are you doing here?

frank: i don't remember what happened i just woke up here. wait a second how are you speaking English because awhile ago i couldn't understand you for shit.

???: huh, well hi im pink guy

frank: hi

pink guy: well we should probably go back in my house 

frank: alright

"few hours later"

frank: so whats this place called?

pink guy: we are in the rice fields nobody lives here except my stupid ass.

frank: huh, you sad sad fuck

pink guy: shut up bitch. you look like you just came out of a war zone go outside theirs a river you can shower in.

frank: hey don't look because i don't know if your gay or something and going to secretly watch me shower especially with that pink suit your wearing.

pink guy: good point, fuck you though im not gay

frank whatever you say pink guy.

frank sees the river and starts taking off his clothes while pink guy sleeps when frank starts walking in the river pink guy walks out and throws a bar of soap  and shampoo at him and gets a head shot. 

frank: WHAT THE FUC...

He slips and hits his head on a rock really hard knocking him out. pink guy saw through the window while cooking some rice . Fucking weirdo. he gets out pulls frank out and covers him with a towel before he does some CPR he pulls out his phone and post on Instagram a selfie that says. JUST KNOCKED THIS WHITE BOY OUT. then he does CPR but only the chest part because he said " miss me with that gay shit" frank wakes up and starts remembering things.

frank: whoa why am i naked in the rice fields with a wink guy pumping my chest. yo what the fuck did you just try and molest me and i fell over and i hit my head on the bottom of the rock or what

pink guy: why the fuck are you assuming im gay

frank because im naked in the middle of no where with a man wearing pink suit that's why

pink guy: whatever 

Frank gets up and remembers the name of the god that banished him here.

frank: chin chin!

pink guy whoa what the fuck are you okay?

frank: listen pink guy i remember who banished me here

pink guy: who

frank: its a god, chin chin hes was born to rule universe 42 but i didn't care i wanted my universe and all the universes to be as filthy as possible because fuck people animals and all life and gods. soon enough i gained an army of nobody's to fight chin chin it was a mistake trying to take his universe but it sucks for people born in his universe if you where a guy you where a slave if you where an ugly girl your also a slave but if your  hot girl your his wife. damn horny bastard. 

pink guy: so how do we get you back to your original universe?

frank: is their anyway we can get to realm  141319121615162112120121514

pink guy: yeah we can go through a train, but i got a question

frank: what?

pink guy: what are you going to do their

frank: become a murder

pink guy: why?

frank: i need their cromozones

pink guy: ooooohhhhhhhhhhh, what the fuck are those

frank: once i do that ill track chin chin down with the power source you see pink guy the cromozones can on only be pulled out by gods and cane become into energy light visions power flight and instantly teleport through a bad ass portal.

pink guy: OK OK hold on this gotta be a joke i know your stupid ass ain't a god and even if all that was true why are you so weak and not have all that power? also if it was true could you give me some cromozones?

frank: chin chin must of taken my cromozones after banishing me here. And yes i can give you cromozones but be warned you will turn into a god as soon as i give you one and they will hunt you for your cromozones.

pink guy: almost forgot to ask but how did he take your cromozones if he didn't kill you?

frank: gods cannot kill other gods that are on the same tier. their are 3 tiers, ass heads, peace lords and the 5 origins 

pink guy: your a ass head aren't you?

frank: yup

as frank and pink guy talked and joked around gods started rising. when they finally get to the train people dead with their stomachs open.

pink guy: what the fuck happened here!?!?!?!

frank: oh shit don't tell me

as frank walked inside the train followed back pink guy. 

???: well you finally got here slow gay nasty fuck

frank: "looks at the end of the train"

chin chin: well seems like your too late to take their cromozones see you in  my dimension bitch.

Chin chin: slashes a the air making a portal he walks half in and throws 2 cromozones at frank and says catch me cunts. he goes in the portal and the portal disappears.

frank: here take this one you'll be able to do all things i said but very weak so you will gain a lot of strength fly slowly and  have small predictions.

pink guy: so what do i do with it? shove it up my ass?

frank: no that would be gay ass fuck. you shove it in YOUR chest not your ASS.

they both put it in their CHEST and yell in pain.

pink guy: why does it hurt so much like a hammer hitting you in the heart

frank: yea you'll get used to it the more you do it. we should probably fly to the next layer in the universe theirs 10, chin chin is on layer 8 near north. passing 1 layer would be at least 1 month plus a few upgrades.

pink guy: ok then lets head on in that long ass realms name

as they head out to the next realm they talk and joke around while chin chin kills.