[Discontinued] BNHA x Reader Oneshots

✨New Years special- Bakusquad ✨

Bakusquad groupchat 💪🤡
(alienqueen, LordExplosionMurderer, Flextape, redriot, bootledpikachu, YourFriendlyNeighborhoodN/N)

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Pinky 👽👑
Heey my fam! Guess what me and @Flextape bought for the New Years party!

Boom boom man 💥
Some random crap. Again.

Y/n ooped 😏
McBlasty let her finiiish. I wanna know if we are staying sober or if Aizawa will hunt us down tomorrow.

Rock man💯
There's no way they could possibly get any alcohol into the dorms without Aizawa noticing.

Also we're not old enough to drink...
And we don't need another 50 minute presentation from Iida about drinking 😒

Pinky 👽👑
Say sike right now. Good it isn't alcohol

Flextape-man
Y

e. We bought the kids wine for the whole class. Jk that one that tastes like strawberry.

Also we got new years glasses for everyone.

Pinky 👽👑
And since we love our fingers, Kiri you will give Bakugou his glasses.

Boom boom man 💥
EAT MUFFINS AND FLY RACOON EYES

WAIT WHO TOUCHED MY PHONE?!??

Y/N ooped 😏
HahaHAHAHHA KAMI IT WORKED

I go wheey
HAHAHHAHAH BAKUGOU ENJOY YOUR NEW CURSING FKDKDKKFKXM

Y/N ooped 😏
I HEAR EXPLOSION. THEY'RE COMING CLOSER GUYS HELP DIKDJAKSNJSKDKSKDKXLXM

Rock man 💯
They're going to die

Flextape-man
F

Pinky 👽👑
F

Rock man 💯
F

I go wheey
HE YEETED Y/N OUT OF WINDOW. HUYS I'M HIDING IN THE BATHROOM CALL AIZAWA DJDJJD

Boom boom man 💥
Thanks for telling me where you are

I go wheey
WAIT NO

Boom boom man 💥
Say hi to Y/n dumb face

Pinky 👽👑
Y/n we'll make you the best funeral ever. 😩👊 Don't worry

*Meanwhile outside of the 1A dorms*

„Monoma you can't prank 1A by sneaking into their dorms and scaring them.“ Kendo said as she tried to make Monoma leave the poor class alone.

„Haha you're saying that now, but when you'll see the scared look on their faces you will change your mind!“ he replied with his weird Monoma smile. „Also why did you came with me if you don't want to scare them too Kendo?“

„To keep an eye on you of course... I'm still going to take you back to our dorms.“

„Wait do you hear that?“ Monoma asked his fellow classmate.

„It's coming from up-“

Y/n landed on Monoma knocking him to ground.

„Whoa Monoma! I never knew i would be happy to see you! Oh hey Kendo.“

„Y/n are you okay?? What happened? Why did you jump out of the window??“ Kendo asked as she helped Y/n up.

„I'm still here!“ Monoma said as he tried to get up.

„Bakugou yeeted me out.“ Y/n replied dusting herself.

„Haha is class 1A so violent?! Crushing one of their fellow schoolmates?!? Class 1B would never do such a thing!! We all love eachother like brothers and sist- ACK“ his words were cut short when yet again someone landed on him.

„Monoma?? I know i said bad things about you but you just saved my life thanks man!“ Kaminari said as stood up.  „Hey- you alright?..“

„Get Recovery girl...“ Monoma said as he coughed out some dirt. „I think i ate some grass.... And bugs“

„He's fine let's go guys, i'll help you get back inside without Eraserhead noticing.“

„WaiT KenDoO“