Rifler Dahs
Rofler Dosh
''Because you're a chicken vibrator''
''I'd fuck temmie''
''I am the best Lulu EU'' (while playing LoL)
''I don't think i'd like mlp'' (2 days before becomming a brony)
''And that's why i'll never buy a knife in csgo'' (1 month before buying a knife)
''Yo but boku no pico is actually good tho''
''Communism is actually good tho''
"They always say hit or miss but they never ask How is miss"
''It was a random person so it wasn't an actual person''
''Radiation is just spicy air''
"i want to commit microwave penis"
yo but sonic porn good tho (ok hand emoji)
How about we solve this with a game of tic tac toe?
"You rub against [Friend] foreskin"
I'm not gonna use the internet in october because people will just post pics of spiders
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
loli hentai should be legal tho since it isn't real (When europe banned loli hentai)
nooooo! i still have to draw the p p~ (When playing a drawing game from jacksbox)
Applepie is the only pie i'm familair with.
Counter strike is a carefully crafted masterpiece
Depresso depresso i need more esspresso
edgy uwu is my favorite Metallica song
blade and soul best mmo rpg
i don't have a manly side!
....wait
my mom is zywoo
Tyloo will win both 2019 majors
Doki doki literature club is secretly an alternate where [my yandere girlfriend] and i are in the same school club, And that's a fact.
A team of 5 Bntet's would rule CS
never thought i'd be drinking water from a pringles can
Microsoft should buy discord or atleast invest in it