Nikki Milk

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by 333deaths_cloak666

by 333deaths_cloak666

A/n this is a joke

Nikki walks into the kitchen and sees Tommy eating cereal.
"Which jug did you get that milk from?" He asks
"The one in the fridge door, why?"
"Well that's not milk."
"What do you mean it's not milk, what the fuck is it?"
"Tommy you are drinking MY milk"
"What do you mean YOUR milk, milk is milk," he said taking another bite,"oh my god..."
"Your drinking my MAN MILK TOMMY!"
"OH GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SPOILED!!"
"Why would you drink spoiled milk?!?!"
" I dont know I wanted cereal"

(Ten minutes later)
Nikki had Tommy tied to the bed, bondage style. Milk jug in one hand, Tommy's jaw in the other.
"DRINK IT!!!" Nikki yelled to his bedroom wifey(tommy)
" Nooooo"
"If you dont drink it I'll make you drink it straight from the utter"
"Can I get a straw?"
"NO!"
"Why not?"
"Because we need to save the turtles sksksksksk"