chatterbox; hs

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hrryotel
hello, fart face

lilahanne
evening, henry VIII

hrryotel
yknow i liked it when you called me prince harry

lilahanne
i called you that?

hrryotel
yeah when you said you'd marry meghan markle

lilahanne
ahh that beautiful woman

hrryotel
put a ring on it

lilahanne
wuh uh oh

hrryotel
what if we skyped

lilahanne
no

hrryotel
del, you're making it seem like ur just another catfish i hope you know

lilahanne
not another catfish unless i'm asking you to fuck me

hrryotel
*nervous laughter*

lilahanne
*evil laughter*

hrryotel
anywho

hrryotel
seriously lets skype

lilahanne
no. as much as i want to hear your voice, i can't

hrryotel
ha you wanna hear my voice?

lilahanne
well your accent

hrryotel
makes sense

hrryotel
my user's harryotel

lilahanne
not hrryotel? weird

hrryotel
idk why but i wanted my name to be inside of hotel so i did the last half of my name inside hotel

lilahanne
you're strange

hrryotel
so can we skype

lilahanne
hairy, i can't. my parents would take a knife to my throat if they caught me with a boy.

hrryotel
you're 18, youre an adult and can do whatever the fuck u want. and just use headphones, sit outside on the roof. it'll be okay, lisa.

lilahanne
call me lisa again and ill kick your ass

hrryotel
can't do that unless you actually come to manhattan

lilahanne
one day when my parents are dead

hrryotel
hey! that actually might be soon!!!

lilahanne
dead wrong