I toss a couple of potatoes onto the counter, getting ready to peel them for grandma's stew.
"Harder Daddy~" a small voice says from the counter, seemingly from the potatoes.
"What?"
I pick up one of the potatoes, and inspect it closely. It's kinda wet, and I don't recall it being like that. There's a little hole at the bottom, leaking a clear liquid. I stick my pinkie inside of the hole, earning a loud moan from the potato. "A-ahh~"
"What the frick!" I yell, dropping the potato quickly. "Please Daddy" The potato begs.
I pick up the other potato, looking for any holes. It has a protruding limb, much like a male genitalia. "This... This is going to be a weird day."
