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Jake: Hey Lassie, how much does a polar bear weigh?
Blaire: I don't know Jake, ask Siri.
Jake: Wrong. The correct answer is, enough to break the ice.
Blaire:...I have no words.
Jake: Funny, looks to me like you have a whole sentence ;)
Blaire: Shouldn't you be in school or something?
Jake: sHoULdNt YoU bE iN ScHOol Or sOMeThIng
Blaire: Did you seriously just Spongebob meme me?
Jake: Why yes, yes I did. Honestly I'm just glad that joke landed.
Blaire: Hey Jake?
Jake:..Yeah?
Blaire: I live in a hospital, not under a rock.
Jake: Hahaha. I just laughed out loud in my English class Lassie. I'm one more stern look away from a detention.
Blaire: Maybe that wouldn't be an issue if you just paid attention Jakey.
Jake: But there's so many better things to do than talk about Hamlet. Interesting people to talk to, things to talk about...
Blaire: Oh really? Like what? :)
Jake: I don't know, I'll talk to those people and get back to you ;)
Blaire: Screw you Ellinger
Jake: XOXO
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Love on the Line
Short Story"Have you ever been in love?" "...Wow. That's pretty deep for 20 questions, don't you think Lassie?" "That's not an answer. You're stalling." "Okay okay you caught me." "So, have you?" "No, I haven't. But I think I could be soon."