Elmo lay on his hospital bed. "It's about time to go." said he.
"Oh my god, I love you, Elmo." Kermit told him, standing besides the white bed.
"I thought my name was Elmert?" asked Elmo.
"Who cares! Our children is named Elmert!" Kermit exclaimed.
"Oh no, it's time to go, Elmo. I love you." Kermit kissed him.
"Now it's time to go," Their son, Elmert, gasped. "Ew, you guys are kissin', you little piggies."
"I love you, Elmo." Kermit said, then wheezed and laughed.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ok, kids, it's about time for you to go dead. So I be buildin' your coffin and then you about to go die, ok?"
Elmo's up in here giving a thumbs up like, "Ok, I'M READY TO DIE!"
Elmo threw up, and passed away.
They kept the throw up in jar, then put his name tag on it, ELMO, and they didn't do anything with his body because that's ugly.
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Elmo x Kermit
FanfictionOk y'all get ready to have ur eyes burned. This is based off of a story my little sister told me. Children don't read unless u want ur childhood ruined. This is a shit fic. Elmo x Kermit
